Somehow this isn’t parody.
Me: “Aww man, I hate the midwest sometimes…”
Some grayback: “I am your superior, Dixie is perfection!”
Me: “Shut the fuck up, traitor. Glory to the People’s Republic of Iowa!”
I will free the South from the racist Weebs
I tried to think of something clever to say to this but it melted my brain a little so I’m just gonna move on
Distinct recognizable culture such as slavery?
It’s really funny also to think that the northeast, midwest, or PNW don’t have distinct recognizable cultures. They’ve probably become less distinct now because they actually produced interesting culture, and not just truck nuts and racism.
and not just truck nuts and racism.
🤓 UMmm aktchually 🤓
Depending on who you believe the TRUE inventor of the truck nuts is, they’re from either San Bernardino CA or Rio Rancho NM
Who’s “they?” The vast swath of the eastern seaboard defined by western european immigrants like the Italians and Irish, the “fugeddaboudit” and “BAHSTAHN” guys that everyone thinks of when they think of New England cities? The west coast people known for wine exports, distinctive music and film cultures, drug culture, etc?
Southern culture is now largely defined by hollow rhetoric and hypocrisy. They want to be rednecks with big trucks but they whine about how much they have to tip the food slave who brings their DoorDash order. They talk constantly about Christian values and then indulge in hedonistic lives and go out drinking alcohol to excess and fornicating (which the Bible explicitly says will bar you from entering Heaven )
There is a southern culture, but it doesn’t come from white people.
Quite literally, Christianity to them means that they ARE “The God”. Your best case scenario is that you are deemed “the help” by these inbreds and allowed to live so you can serve them. I hated them even when I was a libertarian because I saw them as the ultimate “welfare queens”, they want to takes from hardworking minorities, Jews, women, and LGBT people and essentially be taken care of by them while they ungratefully hurl insults at their so-called “inferiors”. They need us, but we don’t need them.
