Somehow this isn’t parody.
The best and most celebration worthy parts of southern culture almost entirely come from black people. Not whatever this shit is
I tried to think of something clever to say to this but it melted my brain a little so I’m just gonna move on
Pictured: hats with adjustable plastic clips
My brother in Allah your culture is literally just a bunch of marketing campaigns.
I WILL HAVE ONE COL’ BEER AND ONE BLUED JEAN SERVED ON A BED OF TRUCK PLEASE
It’s hilarious how rabidly racist anti-semitic the WASP is while screeching about how much he loves American culture.
Us Jews are the reason blue jeans are as popular as they are. Hell, we want our brisket back while we’re at it. Wait until they found out how much black people contributed to just about everything else (but we’ll give the “Irish” Americans a break here, as they have made legit contributions to American music too).
away down south in the land of traitors, rattlesnakes and alligators