Somehow this isn’t parody.
I can smell the tobacco spit in this image
The best and most celebration worthy parts of southern culture almost entirely come from black people. Not whatever this shit is
Me: “Aww man, I hate the midwest sometimes…”
Some grayback: “I am your superior, Dixie is perfection!”
Me: “Shut the fuck up, traitor. Glory to the People’s Republic of Iowa!”
I tried to think of something clever to say to this but it melted my brain a little so I’m just gonna move on
Also thrse people would get the fuck beaten out of them for watching “removed littlr girl cartoons” by their peers if they actually interacted with their “southern culture”
It’s tragic, I was acquainted with a few of these types in high school and they spent all their days floating at the edge of normie cliques, silently rehearsing their fantasies of one day joining the military, instead of just letting go and joining me and the other abberants getting into shouting matches over who had misquoted Futurama.
