for hypotheticals sake its your preferred type of rice for whatever you wanna do w it
37 points
ask the nearest shrimp if they can do the thing with it
snarf that rice up and look for seconds
21 points
Oh I’m putting so much ketchup on that thing, and there is nothing you can do to stop me
26 points
18 points
immediately scarf it down
Crisp up some tofu in the air fryer, then douse them in shitty Chinese takeout mustard and soy sauce
