for hypotheticals sake its your preferred type of rice for whatever you wanna do w it

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ask the nearest shrimp if they can do the thing with it

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snarf that rice up and look for seconds

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Dude we share the same brain cell lmao

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14 points

As is? I’ll pass you a second helping

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Oh I’m putting so much ketchup on that thing, and there is nothing you can do to stop me

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MFER, you will be today!

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immediately scarf it down

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All of you who didn’t immediately answer with “just soya sauce” are either white and/or petit bourgeoisie

Unfortunately that includes me because I like to add a fried egg, please excuse me while I send myself to the reeducation camp

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Chili Crisps are the new Avacado toast!?

At least we’ll be eating good together in the reeducation camp.

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To put bonito flakes on your rice, this is the thirteenth type of liberalism.

To be principled communists we must reject Lao Gan Ma as Dengist revisionism

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Shoyu on rice is really popular in Hawaii but I know someone who did that in Japan and their host grabbed the plate in a panic and threw it away

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Imperialist dogs

Ok but fr different Asian cultures have different culinary habits, the Japanese host was probably reacting the same way a French host would react to someone drenching, I dunno, a soufle in Tabasco sauce would

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Yeah Japan takes its rice super seriously, really reminds me of how Americans are with nice steaks. It’s very ketchup-on-steak coded, not only considered crude but also implying destitution, like it’s the last possible option when you can’t afford to flavor the rice with real toppings

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