166 points

too much carbonation. they’d notice. I think the true play is to fill it with soy sauce, so that you can casually take a sip during meetings to freak people out.

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Cold brew might work and look better

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This guy fucks.

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Okay. Flat Coke/Pepsi it is then.

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13 points

Equally unhinged as the soy sauce

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15 points

use coffee

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9 points

Gross. Who sips coffee?

You should fill a Starbucks cup with soy sauce and sip that.

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2 points

Genuine question, is your mouth made from asbestos that you can guzzle hot beverages without sipping?

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7 points

Genius!!

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6 points

It’s even better because you can offer them a sip. Then they too can understand the greatest thirst quencher

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6 points

CaN yoU TaSTe ThE eLecTRolYteS??

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Go with iced tea. It’s not carbonated. Plus, like soy sauce, it’s also brewed.

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56 points

you can do similar with a mayonnaise container and yogurt

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I fill yogurt cups with mayonnaise so I can eat mayonnaise in the office without people giving me the side-eye

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Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas. Omnis incursio infernalis adversii omnis congregatio et secta diabolica. Ergo, draco maledicte, ecclesiam tuam securi tibi facias libertate servire. Te rogamus. Audi nos.

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Roughly translated:

We exorcise you, every unclean spirit, every satanic power. Every infernal invasion of adversity, every diabolical assembly and sect. Therefore, curse the dragon, make your church safe to serve you in freedom. We ask you. Listen to us.

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3 points

Nice try, Bobby

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I’m too lazy to translate this

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Is it bad that I would unironically eat that if they added ranch seasoning?

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7 points

Same, with soy sauce in a diet coke bottle.

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7 points

Directed by M Night Hellman

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The trick is to keep an eye contact at all times while eating the mayonnaise

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It was a joke, I never go to the office any more

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My father used to open cat food tins from the bottom clean the cat food out after it had been used and then fill the rest with chocolate mousse and reseal the bottom of the can. Then open the top of the cat food can, stick in his spoon and start to eat it.

He did this 20 odd years ago and is still famous for it all these years later.

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Wow. Your father is legit a legend. I’m going to try this in his honor, maybe do a routine where I force them to pick which one I open, then eat…?

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The better office prank is to fill condoms with yogurt for DIY gogurt.

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9 points

Jeez that’s unhinged… I love it!

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6 points

Oh god… 😳🫨😰

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11 points

Windex and gatorade, squirt it into your mouth.

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3 points

Or mayo and glue

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4 points

I can hear my arteries clogging. ☠️

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Thanks Google Gemini…

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There’s an urban legend about animators at Pixar pranking Listerine executives while making a commercial. They filled one of the bottles with apple juice and made $20 bets to drink it. Supposedly one of the reps watching it being chugged went running for the bathroom to throw up.

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Isn’t Listerine blue?

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The original version is amber colored like urine apple juice.

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Oh I’ve never seen that. Wonder if they changed it to make it look less palatable.

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If your pee is this color, drink more water. This is not a good color.

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I didn’t even know this existed until a few years ago. The original version isn’t sold in my country, even though there are like 10 different varieties of Listerine available in stores.

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There are other colors

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Yeah apparently used to be golden colored. Which I’m surprised by because I was always under the impression that companies were required by law to make non-edible liquids, such as disinfectants, look unpalatable. Perhaps that’s just an EU thing.

(seems weird to say edible liquid but I don’t know how else to articulate it)

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Listerine execs were two steps ahead and replaced the apple juice with urine.

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A drink company in Japan came out with a drink called ‘nanchatte orenji’ which looked a lot like soy sauce.

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The real twist would be if it also tasted like soy sauce.

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16 points

“It’s almost as if I’m actually drinking soy sauce!”

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ChubbyEmu: “Patient DK presenting to the emergency room with abdominal pain after drinking a liter of soy sauce…”

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Having mistakenly bought three bulk containers of soy sauce from Costco over a two year period, looking forward to having this problem.

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How exactly does this kind of mistake occur multiple times over years?

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4 points

Brain freeze, brought on by too many free samples.

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It’s kinda like buying banana ketchup when you mean to buy tomato ketchup. Sometimes you just look at the shape of the bottle or the area and your brain turns off.

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Banana… ketchup?

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