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Surely it can’t be that dumb?

“I heard the scientists say the other day that when a man votes for a woman, he actually transitions into a woman.”

Ok, it’s that dumb.

Doing a great job of not being weird.

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It’s not dumbness, it’s cravenness. He’s saying things he thinks MAGA-bros like to hear. “Yeah brother, high-five! Burn those libs!”

Also the subtext here is that Jeff Bridges isn’t manly. I don’t think there’s a cure for that level of delusion.

I was talking with some scientists who told me that a mere touch on the hand from Jeff Bridges not only impregnates a woman, but also transitions her into a man.

I wake up each morning hairless, then I look into the mirror and speak the name Jeff Bridges three times. Instantly I’m transformed into a kind of human carpet covered from head to toe in three whole feet of man fur.

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And each morning you really tie the bathroom together!

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That was basically my reaction reading this. I was like “okay, I’m not posting this one, it’s obviously exaggerated… actually, it’s not exaggerated at all”

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Fuck I could have saved so much money!

(It’s bullshit anyway, my entire congressional delegation was women I voted for at one point, and I still had to get hrt)

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So there is a way to change your gender!

And it’s so easy too!

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3 points

voter suppression intensifies

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Top weird for the week, so far. Is weird now a Republican team sport or are they trying to out weird each other?

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“The scientists” as if they are one fucking entity.

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117 points

It’s pretty gay to like girls.

  • this ass hat
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Yeah this is definitely a prelude to fellas, is it gay to be interested in intimate physical and emotional contact with a partner of the opposite sex

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“I don’t care if you take hormones or get surgery you’ll never be a woman”

“If you vote for a woman you are one now” 🫠 my god they’re all so pathetic

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I didn’t know I was trans (from voting for Gretchen Whitmer) but I really don’t want to go to the SoS to have the gender on my license changed. I suppose while I’m at it I’ll go ahead and become black, since that’s apparently a thing we can do now, and I’m not making two fucking trips.

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I’m not sure of how MAGA rules work, but I think you can only become black if you have an Indian mother, because Obama has a white mother but he didn’t become black.

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you can only become black if you have an Indian mother

No but I am half-Hispanic on my housekeeper’s side.

I feel like that’s a quote from something but I couldn’t find any reference so maybe I just made it up.

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Oh, good idea, you can get one of those “black jobs” dementia Donald keeps talking about. He is much too old to be president, yikes.

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Do it. Become women. Bring your cat and join the coven of our eternal sisterhood!

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I’d rather identify as a woman than whatever he thinks a man is.

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Well it’s obvious, a man is someone who votes for a male.

It’s why there is not one female Trump supporter.

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7 points

Any woman who supports trump is a man.

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But I already have a child and I’m allergic to cats!

(I’ll take the risk and vote for Harris anyway though.)

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Toads are fin too. I don’t see how having a child is an issue either.

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Can’t be a childless cat lady if I have a kid and don’t have any cats.

I have two dogs though.

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I was promised broomstick flights

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Oh broomsticks are outdated. Try barbells!

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