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Guess my favorites…!

“THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. The Cheat! Is grounded!”

“What is this? Did the quadratic formula explode? I see a ‘Strong ba’ in there, but it’s getting eaten, by some… Linux or something.”

“BACK OFF BABY”

“No way. You’re just a kid! Maybe when you’re older…”

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We had that light switch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off. Not so you could throw light switch raves!

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The system! Is down! The system! Is down! The system! Is down!

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Yep, you got it right - “techno”!

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Now let’s go break open that glow stick into home star runners Mountain Dew. I hear they have to pump your stomach when you drink that stuff.

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This is quoted in my house A LOT

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A favorite for me is “That’s not a good prize!”

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Computer over. Virus = very yes

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FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR

Computer over.

Virus = Very Yes.

“Computer over”? “Virus = very yes”!? That’s not a good prize!

Dude, sbemail #118 - virus is pure meta brilliance.

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I said come on fhqwhgads, I said come on fhqwhgads

Everybody to the limit! Everybody to the limit! Everybody come on fhqwhgads!

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Whut the hell?

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Its close, but not an exact match

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The plot thickens …

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The chief is to the limit

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chief

Oh…oh no.

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Trogdooorr

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The burninator

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Consummate V’s!

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“Well let me introduce you to my main man Edgar!”

-Edgar antivirus, programmed entirely in mom’s basement

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Scan Complete!

423,827

Viruses Found

A New Record!!

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Computer over?!

Virus equals Very Yes?!

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That’s not a good prize!

And the Compy… just peed my carpet.

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Did you get a virus? No… Did you get 400,000 viruses? Yes, very yes.

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COMPUTER OVER?

VIRUS EQUALS VERY YES?!

THAT’S NOT A GOOD PRIZE!

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Drop a train on em Edgar

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And I will never ever ever ever ever write a song about the Sibby.

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