Guess my favorites…!
“THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. The Cheat! Is grounded!”
“What is this? Did the quadratic formula explode? I see a ‘Strong ba’ in there, but it’s getting eaten, by some… Linux or something.”
“BACK OFF BABY”
“No way. You’re just a kid! Maybe when you’re older…”
We had that light switch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off. Not so you could throw light switch raves!
FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR
Computer over.
Virus = Very Yes.
“Computer over”? “Virus = very yes”!? That’s not a good prize!
Dude, sbemail #118 - virus is pure meta brilliance.
I said come on fhqwhgads, I said come on fhqwhgads
Everybody to the limit! Everybody to the limit! Everybody come on fhqwhgads!
Trogdooorr
“Well let me introduce you to my main man Edgar!”
-Edgar antivirus, programmed entirely in mom’s basement
And I will never ever ever ever ever write a song about the Sibby.