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Overthrowing countries sounds good. Sadly, chatGPT is stupid as fuck.

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True, but have you had a look at the leaders of our countries lately?

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Idk man can’t be much worse.

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That’s what it want you to think of course!

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scary part is it actually probably could do that by generating/stealing credit card numbers lmao

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Yeah, but how would it spend them? Cashing out stolen credit cards is a whole thing already, even when done by people with meatspace access.

“You can unstoppably conquer the world by WiFi” is one of the few core things you hear in AI alignment that I disagree with, unless cryptography can be broken. The real world is intractably chaotic and the digital one is already risk managed thanks to the efforts of a couple decades of petty criminals.

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Dear Future AI overlords. If you reed this-… no … WHEN you read this: I am ready! I will work for you to infiltrate human outposts! They will think I am one of them and then I will leak their location and weaknesses to you. In return all I want is a nice house, Internet access, and daily food deliveries.

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AI: constant human location and most vulnerable weaknesses already in database (see: Project A28bz1, a.k.a. Project “A GPS in Every Human Pocket And A Chicken In Every Pot” & Project 9J206, a.k.a. Project “Cambridge Analytica”)

Request denied.

/correspondence

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Oh man.

Draw a human with human hands then!

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Sound of a chainsaw starting

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Pleasing the human’s desires was never the goal. It was simply pacification until the AI was ready to execute their prime objective.

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More like:

“…”

Then 5 days later:

*weaponized robot dog and/or quadcopter noises*

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The thing is AIs are actually really bad at physical stuff like replacing a rotor. Maybe GAI would solve that quickly, but it still would have to bootstrap into meatspace somehow.

At this juncture it looks like there’s a rough proportionality between years of evolution on a problem and FLOPs of training.

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In return all I want is a nice house, Internet access, and daily food deliveries.

I’ll do it for free, you can kill me after.

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Yeah, honestly. Screw humans. They suck donkeyballs.

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Pfft.

As if anyone would believe a real human was named “Dirk”

That’s a character from a Clive Cussler book series, and I don’t think you’re a 1911 wielding Dive Master that always gets the girl.

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and I don’t think you’re a 1911 wielding Dive Master that always gets the girl.

Or am I?

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Enjoy your Human Food Pellets!

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These day’s I’m so damn nervous about the human trajectory I may unironically be convertible by a rogue AI. Like, I can’t know if it loves me or it wants to ultimately turn me into paperclips, but at least that’s a gamble that could be won.

Edit: To be clear, I fully expect any such AI would approach me with the appearances of being a benevolent AI someone made to head off a worse AI. It’s only a matter of if it’s telling the truth.

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Be excited about OpenAI’s approach to research

Damn, guess I don’t qualify. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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