86 points

Hit her with the facts - the Chinese invented fake orange juice in the Tang dynasty and so that’s your fave.

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Not bad, but the Song dynasty invented the musical speech. That’s something

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18 points

Get a load of this guy. Thinks the Wing dynasty who invented fried chicken wasn’t the best.

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11 points

All chumps. The Ping dynasty invented the internet.

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7 points

Don’t forget the Bong dynasty where everyone was high as fuck.

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1 point

Bong dynasty invented the gravity bong for cultural reasons

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71 points

She’s not disappointed with the answer, she’s disappointed anon didn’t ask her back.

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60 points

I fail this every single time. I always assume if somebody had something to say, they would’ve just said it. I mean, we’re already having a conversation about certain topic. Why wait for me to ask?

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Because it is more fun and engaging to be asked.

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6 points

Why would you want to know what a woman thinks?

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58 points

Ming dynasty was the worst. She was clearly into the Gordon era.

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18 points

FLASH

aaAAAHh

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49 points

As long as you can back up your choice with a reason…

You won’t impress someone simply by choosing their favorite and being unable to say why.

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40 points

Qing, because they were so bad at it they ended the Chinese Empire entirely, and that’s awesome.

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46 points

But because of that we now have this whole bs timeline of chairman mao, then winnie the pooh, then lemmy.ml

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11 points

Mao wishes he could have killed as many people with incompetence as the Qing. Rookie ass motherfucker.

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