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So far I’ve seen only pretty believable answers here so I’ll add my own: I’ve never been drunk enough to pass out, vomit, forget things or fall.

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Or you just don’t remember?

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I’ve never been drunk at all. Never really had more than one or two drinks in one day.

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Same. I get a little warm and I don’t like it, so I stop. Why in the world would I have MORE?

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Don’t you want to be able to see the 50 or 60Hz flicker of the lights?

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Is that a thing that happens? Sounds unpleasant.

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You’re not missing anything.

wink

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Same here except for the vomiting part.

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Same here! I do get drunk on occasion but never out of control

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36 points

I’ve never broken a bone but I think I’ve had about 60 stitches in total

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Never broke a bone club!

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I’ve broken several. Cannot recommend it, in fact it is quite unpleasant.

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But if you had to pick, which was your favorite?

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Nose, because the other three I’ve broken all made me unable to use an arm for a while and it is fucking infuriating to try to put socks on with only one hand every morning

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oh shit really?

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Don’t believe random people on the internet! Get a hammer or a tall ledge and find out yourself

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Same, except I’ve counted my stitches: 102

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The only bone I’ve ever broken was my sternum. I couldn’t do sports for several weeks but had no cast or anything to show off. I could only sit there and let my body do the healing.

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I’ve fractured plenty but never had a complete break. Fractures still suck though.

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Well I have a college degree, so people find it funny I never technically graduated high school. Did enough classes to qualify for graduation then ran away halfway through the year and never looked back. I was already enrolled at the college in an arts program so they didn’t ask for the certificate. It didn’t matter until I tried to get a job in a bureaucracy in my 40s and they wanted evidence of high school diploma. Which I didn’t have.

God I hated high school.

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I got tossed sophomore year, and got my GED later.

I graduated with a B.S. in engineering a few years ago.

I know them feels

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My coworkers are always surprised when they first learn that I didn’t even finish high school. I work with people who are mostly highly educated. Most with masters degrees, a few with bachelor’s and doctorates. While they were studying, I was geeking out over some project that I did just for fun. Turns out that the skills I ended up with were exactly what my career for the past 15 years needs.

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Nice! I kind of know how you feel. I’ve studied to be a machinist, now I’m an enterprise architect.

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Never smoked a cigarette. Not even took a single drag. I’m not even sure I ever touched one.

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Me neither. I didn’t know something like this would be so hard to believe

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I’ve done just about every drug out there. Had a pretty significant meth problem in my late teens and early 20’s. Never smoked a cigarette.

Just always seemed too gross to be worth it.

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