I remember how worked up I could get when I was a child in the internet.

I used to write very poor emails absolutely livid whenever a videogame journalist would write a piece about how Nintendo should give up making consoles and just focus on games.

For these mouth-breathers, “'Murica! Freeeedum!” means:
Whatever lazy, angry, ignorant, all-viscera-no-brains image I cooked up while living alone and bitter in a neglected and crumbling old house with a few “KEEP OUT!”/“TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT” signs around the goddamned perimeter.

Their tiny little minds live in a tiny, narrow and flat, miserable little world. And here’s the kicker - that’s the way they want it, out of sheer lazy inertia.

The charged offense is punishable by up to five years behind bars upon conviction.

What’s the over/under on this guy getting off without spending a day behind bars?

Anyone know if the Secret Service would show up if you threaten to boop someone right on the snoot?