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I only say my really vile stuff (like maybe horse meat tastes okay) when I’m logged in under Elon Musk

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Heh, try that in a small town.

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I had to laugh so hard while reading the article. What could go wrong?

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For sure, these are not the best and brightest.

“[F]or a comment. This is ridiculous, for a comment,”

Yeah buddy. Not all comments are threats, and not all threats are comments, but your comments were both. If you need that explained, it’s no wonder you are voting Trump.

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Well, not anymore if he’s convicted

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Looks like we have another fuck around and found out.

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Anyone know if the Secret Service would show up if you threaten to boop someone right on the snoot?

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I’ll boop you on the snoot.

…and now we wait.

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