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Hey it looks like my kitty!

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Did he taste good?

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The best!

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2 points

You’re not the same person. Your names may look alike, but you’re not the same.

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65 points

Pretty good chance eating the cat would have a more significant and immediate positive impact on the populations of your local woodland critters.

Sorry Dexter, it’s for the greater good.

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59 points

That’s why I eat humans

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33 points

A based strategy we are yet to see broadly accepted

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8 points

Overachiever.

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Some of my relatives have a dairy farm. One time they had to put down a young cow and had it cut for beef/veal for themselves, since it was so sudden and unplanned. They told the cow’s name, what had happened to it, what its temperament had been like. That was enough to make the eating experience weird and a bit offputting.

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My aunt had a turkey named Jason that was an absolute bastard who attacked anyone who came near the house. My hatred of him made it extra delicious when we ate him for Thanksgiving.

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Jason knew who his enemies were, yet could not break free of the system, shame.

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Knew a girl who lived on a farm, and she had a pet sheep for 7 or 8 years, since it was a lamb. It’s her 21st birthday and they put her sheep on the spit.

Couldn’t eat any of it myself. Guess farmers are bred tougher than us townies.

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Yeah… I kinda think that’s an experience every omnivore should have. Raise something with your own hands, then kill and eat it. If you can’t do that, at least you now know your hypocrisy.

I’m a hypocrite, too.

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I bet you could do it with broiler chickens.

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Killing the baby cows is part of the normal procedure for milk farms

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The bulls, yeah, that’s a planned pick-up to a meat farm or to the slaughterhouse, easy to distance yourself from mentally AFAIK. Not the heifers you’ve named and intended to keep.

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Their mothers scream the same

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Dang. I read through all the ingredients on the left expecting it to be wrong or off. It’s dead on. Wife can’t have red meat so we use this for her and the ingredients are spot on. Way to be honest with your shit post!!!

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And they look pretty nasty, some of them. Currently it’s healthier to eat non plant meat, but it would be great to have healthy plant based options

Edit it’s mostly the refined oil and salt content

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Currently it’s healthier to eat non plant meat

What do you base that on?

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9235150/ This study shows meat replacements have less fat and saturated fat and when the meat is salted it is almost always more salty than the replacement.

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Saw this earlier this year, https://lemmy.world/post/16397773?scrollToComments=true

There’s also this new study, but don’t know if there were any conflict of interest shenanigans https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/what-a-study-on-ultraprocessed-fake-meat-and-heart-disease-really-found/

If you’re not eating a processed plant based meat, so like just having tofu or seitan, you’re better off. But the processed patties are not great like any other processed or deli foods

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This is something I can’t get my head around… why is fat bad? Why is saturated fat bad? I mean chemically - like trans-fats are totally bad for you because they molecularly bind to nasty stuff that makes you sick, and cholesterol appears “big” and “small”, where the “big” is the good cholesterol.

But less fat in regular products generally means that they added stuff nobody needs, like sugar and ingredients with more syllables than Indians have names.

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I’m vegan and I am so sick of this argument. Who’s eating burgers to be healthy? The last thing I’m thinking about when buying Beyond burgers is health. 😂

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And still, if you are so inclined, you can buy healthier similar products or make them from scratch with simpler ingredients like TVP, pulses and gluten flour.

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Burgers can be healthy, it’s just meat and salad on a bun. What’s unhealthy about a burger, you can make them easily at home using ground beef, or ground lentils

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Eh, depends which plant-based alternatives you go for

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Is cat meat any good? I doubt you could get much meat off of one, but still…

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11 points

laughs in chonker

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I would imagine it’s not very good. Carnivores tend to taste worse than herbivores.

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There are areas where cat is on the menu.

Update: Holy hell I just googled it & theres a wikipedia entry on it lol https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_meat

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Carnivores tend to taste like their diet which can obviously vary a lot. You’ll find a hundred different answers, but mostly it’s not great, if we had something like a ‘farm raised’ option it might at least be consistent.

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You could eat anything with nipples, Armok.

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