106 points

mirrors.

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50 points

Smaller toilet. This thing dominates the room width. Terrible design choice of the original owners.

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10 points

Oooh! Put a Turkish toilet! You know like the Japanese toilets in the floor.

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35 points

Whoever did the plumbing and water connections for that deserves a damn medal.

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21 points

They probably moved the wall after the toilet was already installed. That half-obscured window covered with plywood above the toilet is telling enough.

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4 points

Holy shit

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10 points

Yeah, bright walls are already the way to go for making a room seem larger. Only mirrors can beat that…

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1 point

How about emissive walls? (Ideally bright enough to blind you)

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9 points

Yes. Behind the toilet.

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6 points

📃✍️ I’ve been in this bathroom 11 years and 37 days now… still haven’t found the toilet. I’ve given up hope. Tomorrow I’ll head towards the exit and just use the gas station down the street…
p.s. - ohh no!

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5 points

Enbiggening mirrors!

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4 points

Squeezing down a crevice to poop

Stride down a hallway like Dio, alongside my infinite alternate selves, synchronizing perfectly as we sit upon the porcelain throne

Bonus points if it’s plain black tile to the right or left (don’t need mirrors for that part), but a mirror prism on the back wall that’ll make it feel like the mirror dimension. It’d kaleidoscope little warped fragments of you as you walk through if you do it just right

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42 points

like this:

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39 points

Make the entire floor the toilet. Just stick a grate on top of it and you can just walk in and shit anywhere like billionaires.

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17 points

to really go the whole hog keep a shelf with a hard copy of the united states code so that you can wipe your ass with some laws

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32 points

Add one of those Live Laugh Love signs.

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27 points

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26 points

Some neon in “2001 space odyssey” style.

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I bet someone could make a hallway look like this with current tech.

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