Actor Ben Stein says he misses the good old days when “a large African-American woman” was on his syrup bottle, but woke corporate culture ruins everything.
We used to be a country. A proper country. I would wake up and there would be a large African American woman smiling on my syrup bottle, and I knew everything would be okay.
Imo, maple syrup is one of the things that’s worthwhile to spring for the real stuff
I got real maple syrup awhile back and it was like 4x more expensive and I actually liked it less than the fake shit. :(
:amerikkka-clap:
Friend in high school had family near Canada that made maple syrup from their trees and she used to give me a full bottle whenever I needed it. It was liquid gold and she moved away so I have to buy it, but it’s not as good :deeper-sadness:
That’s what food made with unalienated labor tastes like. You can’t buy that in a store.
Americans in the 1980s: “You can’t put a black person on your marketing material that’s disgusting I hate it I’ll never buy your product again!!!”
Americans in the 2020s: “Put it back! Put it back! Put it back! Whaaaaaaat!”
Nation of fucking babies.
Bro aren’t you supposed to be rich you can afford real maple syrup lmao
I have a coworker that refills his aunt Jemima bottle. As I’m sure you guessed, he’s an amazing politics understander.
