Actor Ben Stein says he misses the good old days when “a large African-American woman” was on his syrup bottle, but woke corporate culture ruins everything.

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Bro aren’t you supposed to be rich you can afford real maple syrup lmao

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It doesn’t taste the same without the racism.

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syrup without racism and microplastic is downright unamerican

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I have a coworker that refills his aunt Jemima bottle. As I’m sure you guessed, he’s an amazing politics understander.

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damn what a great environmentalist thats what we are talking about right

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Americans in the 1980s: “You can’t put a black person on your marketing material that’s disgusting I hate it I’ll never buy your product again!!!”

Americans in the 2020s: “Put it back! Put it back! Put it back! Whaaaaaaat!”

Nation of fucking babies.

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Imo, maple syrup is one of the things that’s worthwhile to spring for the real stuff

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I got real maple syrup awhile back and it was like 4x more expensive and I actually liked it less than the fake shit. :(

:amerikkka-clap:

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Litmus test to discern Canadians from Americans.

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Friend in high school had family near Canada that made maple syrup from their trees and she used to give me a full bottle whenever I needed it. It was liquid gold and she moved away so I have to buy it, but it’s not as good :deeper-sadness:

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That’s what food made with unalienated labor tastes like. You can’t buy that in a store.

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That and no profit motive to drive corner cutting and cost saving. Wild what even small amounts of non-capitalist production can achieve

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We used to be a country. A proper country. I would wake up and there would be a large African American woman smiling on my syrup bottle, and I knew everything would be okay.

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