10 points
Me. I’ll play Wilson. Listen idk what the fuck that last guy was doing but my take on this character is gonna be a hit, you’ll see
21 points
An MRE. When supplies dwindle, our protagonist is faced with a tragic choice.
12 points
A fleshlight.
45 points
The biggest, most monstrous dildo you can find.
He never uses it. Just befriends it and talks to it like in the original. Just leave the possibility hanging there.
14 points
7 points
17 points
The severed head of a man named Wilson.
4 points
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