Please don’t ask why I need this.

The food has to be something I can easily find.

EDIT: Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

EDIT 2: I lost. You guys purposefully made me poop I’m never doing this shit again

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This is an epically old callback, by Lemmy standards.

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First time I’ve had a flashback here. A little surreal

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Is your username a good place reference?

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Yup.

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It all comes full circle. Like a toilet bowl. My first day on Lemmy was the don’t ask why, but I need to not shit for 3 days post. And here we are. So much culture in only a year.

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There is a pattern forming. It may take a couple of years to get more data, but we can figure this out.

We now have an activity that happens once a year where people need to eat and shit as much as possible.

Ok, see ya next year.

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Sadham hussein

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why is he sad tho??

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Because he is dead.

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Jack Link’s beef stick & cheese, sasquatch size. You’re going to need at least 6 per day to get over 1600 calories but it’s going to be nearly 3x recommended sodium for the day so be sure to drink lots of water.

If you manage to poop at any time during those three days you deserve a medal.

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thanks man

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Wait, the title says “while” pooping? OK, don’t eat meat and cheese.

I misread it earlier as “without”

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Title is different outside and inside post. Not sure what sorcery this is but it’s funny.

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You risk Kidney stones with that Sodium. I don’t know what toilet horrors you and your butthole face that have driven you to this point, but heed my warning, kidney stones really fucking hurt.

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Yay! Poop challenges are back again!

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The good ol’ times…

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