Fucking “mission: impossible”

Oh yeah, Bond is definitely a good call, Cold War slop that’s worn out its welcome decades ago.

I feel like James Bond would have legs if they got weird with it. Instead of trying to get serious they gave us a new silly art deco bullshit that would be rad

I have not stopped enjoying MCU slop tbh. Though I am hoping Secret Wars leads to some sort of soft reboot. Idk, I’m an easy lay for superheroes, none of the post-Endgame stuff has been less than a 5 or 6 for me, shows included (though I havent seen Secret Invasion, I heard thats genuinly awful no matter your tastes). So as far as I’m concerned they can keep going. Like basically noone else is but I’m genuinely excited for Thunderbolts because I have sincere affection for the characters in it. I love Nebula and hope they tell more stories with her. I love Kingpin. I love my precious baby Kamala Khan. I have no problem if they keep going even if I’m going to be part of an increasingly shrinking audience.

I do, admittedly, think the “cinematic universe” concept should be dropped and we should just do self contained superhero stories. The Infinity Saga is near impossible to top in that sense so like, just do other self contained things. Doesnt need to be franchises.

Bond has the courtesy to wait a few years in between films, at least. That’s why I haven’t ever felt burned out by it - compared to the MCU which has a release every couple of months and feels like it just never ends.

It is so wild to me that the movie about how bugs and sexual violence are bad was changed to how “God didn’t give you enough treats” and " technology is bad"

Ridley Scott’s output in the last couple of decades hasn’t been great in general. I’m glad they at least took the keys to Blade Runner from him.

he went on to make one of the worst Aliens movies ever.

You mean Prometheus or Alien: Covenant? Who am I kidding, it’s both.

well he’s only producing the new one, but it’s being written by the dipshits behind Don’t Breathe 2 so it’s probably gonna blow chunks

I love those first two movies (and still enjoy the third one) and I’m getting psychological damage every time they put out a new one.

I’m kinda interested in Alien Romulus because it seems like Ridley Scott is completely uninvolved? Kinda just looks like a horror movie on a space ship? idk I’ll probably be let down again

Here, let me do the fingering

I remember watching the ghost blownob scene as a child and my father struggling to not explain the joke to me.