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Vance doesn’t read books or book summaries, he reads online book discussions to learn what his opinions should be
Keeps a hot pack under his pillow to keep both sides warm
Eats his hotdogs center-out
Audibly vocalizes “mmmmmmm” every time he steps into a school
Prefers his curly fries steamed
He feeds his fingernail clippings to squirrels
He tips with those fake $100 bill religious tracts
He stands to the left on the peoplemover in the airport
He prefers his socks sweaty and “crunchy”
He begins most conversations with “don’t you know who I am?”
He does that thing when he talks where he gets too close and starts rubbing your shoulder
He uses metal utensils on teflon non-stick pots and pans, then immediately runs them under cold tap water because finds the sizzle soothing
He orders a salad with the dressing on the side and eats everything but the lettuce
He puts quick-dry clothes in the wash on HOT and leaves them in the dryer for an hour on maximum temperature
He waits until it’s his turn to order to start looking at the menu when dining at fast food joints
He showers everywhere, even at home, in a bathing suit because even he thinks it’s totally gay if he sees any male’s genitals…even his own
He goes to a fancy steakhouse, orders a filet mignon well done, and dips it in ketchup packets he brought in his pocket
Whenever he plays Cards Against Humanity, every round he says “I don’t get it”
He never swallows fruit seeds because he will argue to the death that the seeds will grow inside you. Same with chewing gum and takes 5-7 years to digest it
I’m amazed by how weird he can be. Even talking about his own family, he makes it weird.
He clarified that he does love his wife, despite her not being white.
It’s amazing how he finds ways to create a bigger hole for himself out of softball questions raised by friendly media outlets. Imagine the stuff he would say if he sat for interviews with real journalists trying to press him on the wacko stuff he’s said and his unpopular policy positions as a candidate.
The Instagram one is literally me tho. Fuck downloading a meta app and the only time I’m on there is if it’s linked in something I’m reading
“Incel” is really losing its meaning if you have “married incels”. We probably need a different word for “people who have abhorrent views about women”
Traditionalists is the usual term. Paleoconservatives is also a known term.
Reactionaries is my preferred term for them.
He’s definitely wearing eyeliner, right?
