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28 points

sigh

back in my day the funny clown hammer had a little more spice to it

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Just for you, you filthy animal

“Haha Tacoma is weepin-”

You have been bopped with a big funny clown hammer. You are going to the posting gulag for your crimes.

“Lol he said the n-word in a stream and-”

You have been bopped with a big funny clown hammer. You are going to the posting gulag for your crimes.

“lmao remember when he defended pedophilia by saying it wasn’t any more exploitative than making laptops-”

You have been bopped with a big funny clown hammer. You are going to the posting gulag for your crimes.

Making a post demanding others stop Vaushposting, and then realizing that you yourself have now Vaushposted

You have been bopped with a big funny clown hammer. You are going to the posting gulag for your crimes.

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That third bonk is… something.

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74 points

So by historical analogy, they want to elect harris, have the chuds start a civil war about it, then have harris stop funding israel’s genocide as an exigency of that civil war somehow?

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Harris wins, Trump declares civil war, Israel recognizes Trump as president and sends troops, the US begins directing the MIC infinite weapons hose to Hamas and destroys Israel?

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Ok this made me internally chuckle twice

Once at the Trump “I declare… BANKRUPTCY. Shit, I mean, CIVIL WAR!” mental image

And second at the idea of Israel “sending troops” to the US. I don’t know why that’s so fucking hilarious. Probably because 80% of them would die in accidents on the way and the ones who managed to land would get shot by racist chuds who hear them speaking Hebrew or accented English and think they’re invading Arabs.

Like I’m just picturing that dumb fuck 5 star general, commander of… whatever titles they made up for him… the guy who gave the “tour” of the hospital showing “proof” that Hamas was embedded there and using it for military purposes. That guy landing on a beach in South Carolina, dehydrated, one of the few survivors and he sees the chuds rolling down the beach in an armored vehicle after they detected the incoming watercraft.

They’re shining blinding lights on him and over the megaphone demanding like

“Are you a Yankee? Are you with Kamala? Answer or we shoot!”

“No, no, friend! I have come to help fight KHamas! We have great army! Please, can I have some wa-”

“Did that big-head fucker just say he’s Hamas? Trump warned us about them! Open fire, boys!”

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I would refrain from posting in the community built around a person outed as a child pornography enjoyer, but I guess some people are different

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Ironically they are quite puritans for anyone except vaush

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let them cook if Harris’ election was going to cause a civil war i think we’d have to strongly consider it

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