So we can’t make fun of the upholstery burn marks on Vance’s junk, but the freaks are carrying mock sperm to weird us out?
Dear Americans, eat your rich, have a revolution, institute term limits for all public offices, or do something else. But please: sort your shit out.
Dear Americans, … please: sort your shit out.
You do understand that most of us want to right? We’ve been stuck in a system that favors the sociopathic Republicans and prevents almost every good thing from happening.
A majority of people actually aren’t morons (politically anyhow) here. This isn’t a real democracy.
I know not all Americans are morons, but too many are too complacent. A few extremely wealthy men have bought the political system and are pitting decent and democratically inclined people against a large group of purposely uneducated downtrodden people. The first group is complacent and more concerned with decency and their own standard of living, than they are in fixing the country, and the second group is seeking out ways to piss off the first group, while feigning indignation when they’re called out for it.
When I suggest revolution and eating the rich, I’m only partly kidding. Don’t eat them, feed them to pigs instead. But you seem to think that I’m trying to be funny, I mean why else omit my suggestions? I’m not kidding. You need to declaw some rich people, so you can get rid of that awful electoral system and impose term limits for all higher public offices. And if declawing the rich ends up with a few rich white men dieing, then that’s a small price to pay. The actions of the same men kills Americans all the time.
But I know that it’s not time to invest in the pitchfork and torch industries, because too large a group of people are too complacent to actually risk anything.
I feel genuinely bad for these people. I couldn’t imagine even being half as stupid as they are
Which is why, whenever I seen one of them out in the world sporting an “Vote for American Hitler 2024” bumper sticker on their 2021 fresh-off-the-factory-floor-looking F350, I go out of my way to make sure they arrive at their destination furious.
Oh…y…you need to merge? Sorry, didn’t see you there, but you can get behind me now. Oops, sorry, didn’t realize I slowed down 15 mph there causing you to change lanes to pass me, my bad I’ll speed back up. Sorry, can’t hear you honking or yelling at me out your window, I’m engrossed in this audiobook.🖕
Only if people hold them accountable for their ignorance.
Being a voter isn’t free or a given. It’s a right. A right you can and should lose, if you don’t uphold the shared values of our social constructs to do what is best for everyone around you (which also, will include you).
That’s what all their anger and outage is, at people trying to hold the truly ignorant, i.e., truly blissful, accountable, and they don’t like it. Because it fucks with the bliss they’ve had their whole life being raging idiots and thinking the world works like a Nazi inspired Disney movie.
Nothings funnier and straighter than a ton of men carrying around another guys sperm in a cup in public. /s
What’s with the sperm fetish?
Some magats want to lube their gun with liberal cum, others want to donate Vance sperm to needy liberals (how compassionate of them, for a change).
Some magats want to lube their gun with liberal cum,
Uh what? Guessing this was a single deeply schizophrenic individual. Otherwise I’m going to need some evidence this happened more than once. Because why would it have?
how the fuck are you still demanding evidence that these deranged perverts are sick in the head, that there’s any depth to which they cannot sink, any bar which they can’t limbo under?
it’s 2024, catch up, dude.
edit: but also, first result; https://www.etsy.com/listing/1138401118/i-lubricate-my-ar-15-with-liberal-cum
demanding
uh ok…
Also thanks for the bizarro-world-presented-as-commonplace etsy link.
I guess it’s something you can buy in magat stores, I have seen memes with t-shirts and stickers/banners.
I guess they’re squeezing JD Vances sperm out from couch cushions?
Why are these couch cushions shaped like a nude woman bent over?
This joke is getting a bit weird at this point.
Its two arm chairs side by side. Maybe you have the same affliction as JDVanny?
Well I don’t have the affliction of continuing to make the same joke, that was never based on anything real, for weeks
If you’re saying that I am “afflicted” with noticing things very intentionally made to look like a naked woman asking for sex with her posture… Uh yeah, that’s called preferring women and having a sex drive. Kinda programmed by millions of years of evolution for that one.
Maybe you fuck all the things you notice, but I don’t.
