144 points

This is so weird, I would think it’s a parody or false flag.

But no, apparently it’s true.

Same energy as the Trump diapers and ear patches.

Weird and crazy. I would be ashamed to be associated with this crowd.

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I also instinctively thought to myself ‘this has got to be bullshit, you probably could get Grok to generate these images’.

Then I remembered that it was only about two months ago that Trump supporters were wearing diapers to rallies… because… Trump wear diaper, people make fun of Trump wear diaper, so if we wear diaper, it like we ‘reclaiming’ diapers like how f@gs reclaimed f@g.

That line of logic plus: anything that elicits … well it used to be anger, but now we’ll settle for confusion, genuine disgust, an exasperated sigh, any reaction at all, or even if there is no reaction but we know it secretly makes people mad… well that’s what you call owning the libs.

These people long since passed the point of being indistinguishable from poe’s, from parodies of themselves, and are now much closer to brainwashed fanatical cultists… who have the mental faculties of a ‘friend’ group of 6th grade narcissist bullies.

I really want this to be a spoof, its possible it could be (i am too tired to check), but its also entirely in line with these fascist goobers.

So anyway, if these are real… does one keep this as a collectible of faux rotten semen, for display on a mantle or desk, or does one use the faux sperm receptacle to drink out of and mockingly pretend to be guzzling cum? See its funny cuz its not cum but you thought it was, moron.

Fucking w e i r d.

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19 points

Hey! Whoa!!! Thats uncalled for! As someone with two older sisters, who used to regularly call me goober, using the term in that way is an insult to honest well meaning goobers everywhere! We may be whimsicle, we may be weird, we may be happy go lucky…but we are NOT to be assosiated with facists!

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5 points

After a lifetime of claiming that being weird is cooler because being normal is boring I may have to give that one up. Being a Trump cultist is NOT what I want people to think of if I say I’m a little weird.

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Hah, I too have been called a goober… it was past midnight and I was searching for some kind of term that wasn’t more explicitly crass and offensive.

I am of the opinion that swearing and extremely rude insults are good, but only when used sparring, if you use them all the time, they lose their punch and you just sound like an overly aggressive idiot.

Maybe at some point, someone will come up with a more specific more pointed epithet that truly encapsulates all of the ways these people are irredeemably despicable. I’ve used MAGAtard in the past, but various mods on lemmy consider that ableism.

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11 points

It would be a shame if Vance dropped out and someone got stuck with a storage unit full of unsold cum shot glasses

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Weird and crazy. I would be ashamed to be associated with this crowd.

These are my compatriots. I am ashamed.

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Now I want to false flag more weird performance art ideas when maga does things in my town. Seems easy to get them on board.

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but they’re incapable of shame or self awareness. it’s probably a big part of why fascism appeals to them.

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111 points

This CANNOT be real. Even the MAGA cult would refuse to do such a thing. Even if the cups are empty, it’s unimaginably weird. I can only accept it as a quick joke between 5-6 people that took some photos and ended after a few minutes. Not as something organized.

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61 points

Based on a Google search your instincts seem correct. Legit but small.

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25 points

Shit, even if it is a small inside joke or some shit, I can’t imagine the conversation nor the thought process that leads to "I’m gonna pose for a camera with a make believe jar of J.D. Vance’s jizz. Like, the fuck do you have to be on to think that’s even a remotely good idea?

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5 points

It’s not quite as weird as selling a Madonna Pap Smear but it’s still pretty fucking weird.

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14 points

I found one set of pics on Twitter, a different one on Threads. Still weird as hell.

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23 points

I thought that about the golden Trump statue at the RNC, but here we are.

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2 points

Please. Trump would never pay for a golden statue. It’s plated pot metal.

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Never said it was Trump that paid for it. When I first saw the headline, I though it was a Sacha Baron Cohen style prank setup.

Also, it was CPAC, not the RNC, but that’s immaterial.

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13 points

Please get me out of this filter bubble for the love of God.

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3 points

you have to know by now there is no bar they cannot limbo under, no perversion that is too much for them.

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2 points

These posers aren’t even drinking it like a proper believer would. Fucking amateur ball over here.

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I have no problem believing it. They’re hateful, spiteful, vindictive people who will literally debase themselves before authority to "fit in.’

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87 points

They have nothing, so now they’re digging through the couch cushions.

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13 points

i see what you did there.

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68 points

…found at JDs Sperm Clinic…

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11 points

I’m not even making a joke here but does this guy trigger anyone elses gaydar at all?

I know he’s married with a family but when I see him, or especially see him talking/moving I definitely get a vibe you know?

It’s the same vibe I get from Charlie Kirk.

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13 points

He’s for sure gay. He talks in his book about when he was “tricked” into believing he was gay. He has just suppressed it his entire life. It’s probably why he’s such a sad weird loser.

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aside from having peter thiels arm so far up he can taste it, he spends his time on a discord server full of 20 yr old statue-perv greek-gay fascists.

so yes, in the worst way. kind of why he thinks women are only useful for reproduction.

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He’s a narcissist who was smarter than the other trailer park kids, and wants to distance himself as much as possible from his heritage. I’ve seen it a million times. They’re snobbish, materialistic, judgemental, cruel, and just extremely unpleasant individuals. I’m slightly sympathetic in that they’re damaged individuals, but I’ll never trust one, and they don’t give two shits about anyone who doesn’t benefit them, or they’re not related to. And the latter is entirely situational and transactional. They’ll abandon family in a heartbeat if they’re determined a liability or embarrassment.

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61 points

Whoa. Not on my 2024 Bingo card that’s for sure …

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🤣🤣🤣😅

Me either bud. Me either. I had to double take that. Wow.

Edit: had to come back to check and confirm it’s not the Onion.

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I’m doing TOC (The Onion Check) several times a week … shit’s crazy yo.

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