180 points

her own boyfriend audiobook library

mfw I’m a sighted straight man and will never have my own boyfriend audiobook library

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80 points

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26 points

Theoden clearly more skilled

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35 points

What about second brofriends?

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19 points

I don’t think he knows about those

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10 points

“BRO-TAY-TOES! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.”

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I love me some lotr memes and upvote them without fail. I picture this one with Legolas / Gimli and the “aye I could do that” bit though

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18 points

Straight guys can have boyfriends. It’s a bit torturous on the labels IMHO, but I don’t get to decide how people prefer to label themselves.

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Women are comfortable saying “hey girlfriend!”, we should be comfortable in saying “hey boyfriend!” 🫂

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5 points

You know, in some countries boyfriends hold hands in the public.

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5 points

Bromestic Partnership with the homies

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4 points

Sassy that voice and “hey boyfriend!” sounds perfectly comfortable

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84 points

never thought I’d almost die from diabetes from a green text

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Love that she can read my genital warts like braille.

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9 points

I’m not gonna lie. I was kinda disappointed. I thought 4chan was a. Cess pit?

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4chan is complicated.

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Just like people are.

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Even the poisonous swamp hides beauty within… doesn’t mean you’re guaranteed to enjoy visiting.

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Maybe, it’s still a pretty nice sentiment. It’s not like he is being racist or sexist.

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I’ll take made up wholesomeness over made up hatred

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This is something the neckbeards need to take a page from (apologies for the intended pun).

It boils down to this. No matter who you’re dealing with, no matter what they look like, no matter what may afflict them… People want to be treated like people. Not be “looked after” or “taken care of” or whatever…

The friend zone doesn’t exist. If you’re in a “friend zone”, one of two things is true: either, they’re not attracted to you (big deal, move on), or you’ve made it clear to them that you would be a nightmare to date.

Pretty much every gf I’ve ever had in my 20+ years of dating, started with friendly conversation and normal get togethers with friends. I’m going to depart the dating pool now, the ring is on order and I got the tracking number yesterday.

Stop treating anyone like they’re a prize to be won, or that you need to do something “get” them. If you’re being yourself, and nerding out over something you’re genuinely interested in, and that turns them off, then maybe your happiness isn’t important to that person you like so much… Maybe you need to find someone who can be happy that you’re happy. Simply: you deserve to be with someone who loves who you are, not what you are for them.

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I didn’t win the love of the mother of my child for anything I did yesterday. I did it because of what she expects tomorrow.

The higher her expectations, the better I must be doing. I never want to give her an excuse to lower those expectations and none of them have to do with fancy gifts, expensive dates or anything like that.

Love is grand but it is built from small devotions.

Trying to be the man Fred Rogers said I could be was a good place to start. She found me there and we got here together. I couldn’t be happier.

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39 points

Where’s the plot twist?!

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42 points

He is seeing more then one in the blind group, but non of the others in the group see it happen.

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Could you pull this off with a voice changer? Maybe your smell would give you away? Idk I know nothing about being blind lol

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Then imagine a few months in, and they are both so excited to show off to each other their very own boyfriend audiobooks ….

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9 points

Damn them, dastardly disseminating love and happiness

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3 points

There are dozens of us!

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30 points

It’s pretty dark and they never saw it coming.

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9 points

“Everybody walk the dinosaur” was cropped out.

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7 points

This is the wrong community for a twist.

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Keep reading, it will blindside you

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