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😮 a handshake
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That’s because when you’re high, everything is in slow motion.
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As a white man, we never have any idea which way it’s going to go with anyone. Could be a bump. Could be quick grasp. Could be a shake. Hell it might even be a low or high. It’s like being blind.
There should be a sequel to White Men Can’t Jump, called White Men Can’t Bump.
22 points
Always go for a fist bump, you’ll look cool and if the other person tries to shake hands, they will be the awkward one.
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“That one time” yo Snoop’s how life is a litany of examples of smoothness
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Haha, careful with the paraphrase! I only said “that time!”
You too right though, I think Snoop at the Olympics has him on my mind again! I could have said “a time” though, true.
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