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Wouldn’t that get absolutely covered in shit particles by the time you get to the middle?

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64 points

What happens at your house?

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Haven’t seen the Mythbusters episode eh?

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To be fair 1 flush with the lid open and you’d get a nice particulate smattering on everything.

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Inside your lungs too. You breathe in poop, think about it.

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what, do the shit particles BURROW through the outer layers of paper? you’re only ever getting one flush worth of shit particles unless someone in your house is shitting without wiping.

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Do you see the large side of that huge roll? And you do understand that toilet paper is absorbent, right?

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yeah, it absorbs liquids quite well because of surface tension and the capillary effect. are you under the impression that individual particles of shit are ducking and weaving their way all the way to the center of that roll from the outside edges?

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So twist turn it…

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Asses to asses, flush to flush 🤷

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Yeah you don’t want shit in your shit

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Everything in your house is covered in shit particles. Best just not to think about it.

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And many more things along with shit.

I’m no germaphobe but the increased exposure time of that roll does disturb me. A normal roll gets maybe two dozen flushes or so before running out, that jumbo roll is being showered with hundreds of flushes.

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I mean, do you keep your toothbrush in the bathroom? Lol

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and bugs climb out from the root of the eyelash follicles and eat your skin at night, when they crawl back in to lay eggs

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Your friend steals TP from work. That’d the ones that go in those big industrial dispensers

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They also sell them at Sam’s club

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We Canadians are still mad at Sam’s club. I bought a yearly membership and a month later they shut down and refused to refund anyone. We’re also mad we lost the Disney store, that place was legit a great place to find deals and stuff for the kids easily.

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Whole country mad about the local businesses in your town, huh?

They must be bored as hell in Nunavut

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The Disney store is a grift IMO. Target also carries Disney crap, so if I really need it, there’s usually a sale or something that I can take advantage of at some point before a birthday or something.

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It’s a good idea but is there any way to get it legally?

Edit: Amazon

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Your local janitorial supply is better than Amazon.

Honestly every household should have an account at one, everything there is practical and works well unlike most modern consumer products. Dirt cheap too.

Stuff like broom and dustpan, mop and bucket, spray bottles, squeegees, concentrated cleaning products, paper towel… Buy commercial grade, buy it for life.

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Good fuckin tip my person! Fire as fuck

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Oh yeah, my cats going to have a field day with that.

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scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch

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Yeah it’s long but how wide is it? 4"+ or I’m out. Shrinkflation shouldn’t be applied to toilet paper.

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I mean if it’s cheap I would definitely do that too

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