59 points

It looks a lot older than it is.

2006 to 2013

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34 points

tbh it does look like 1990-2005 era tech to me

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11 points

Looks loke my dad’s old windows phone back in 2005.

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2010 had many 2001 vibes still left over

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4 points

I would’ve definitely guessed early 90s. Hell, the IBM Simon was introduced in 1994.

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My very uneducated guess is that it looks like it was meant for the enterprise market, and judging by the way any other piece of enterprise hardware looks even today, design trends are like 10-15 years behind. And since you have to guarantee serviceability and backwards compatibility, the design will be much slower to change, compared to consumer tech.

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57 points

It will be revived but with biometric sensors to capture more personal data, all of which is fed into a LLM pretending to be a healthcare provider.

“Your blood pressure is high, here’s a list of lifestyle interventions, or upgrade to a premium account for access to a healthy recipe database or go Platinum for access to our concierge prescription delivery service. Meanwhile here’s an ad for dick pills.”

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34 points

Capitalism truly ruins everything it touches

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‘‘Your blood pressure is high, kill your dog’’

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15 points

Whoa there, officer

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“If you relinquish yourself to a shelter, your pizza sauce will stick to the crust.”

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12 points

They already have these little thumbtack devices that stab into your arm and give you annoying warnings over bluetooth that are only somewhat accurate

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Damn. Bet they sell a lot of sensors for those.

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in '09 I had this slide out physical QWERTY keyboard phone. like you turned the phone on its side and split the phone like you were splitting a deck of cards in half.

kinda like this one. https://i0.wp.com/www.gottabemobile.com/wp-content/uploads/Samsung-Stratosphere-keyboard1.jpg

shit was actually badass for browsing and texting. afk brb fuk u 2 lol l8r

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22 points

I had one of those too and I miss it every day

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15 points

I’m surprised there isn’t a market for a case with built-in slideout keyboard, I’d hate to have to choose between physical keyboard and rest-of-phone-good.

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3 points

there definitely is, they just don’t care

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13 points

LG Rumor / Rumor 2
LG enV
T-Mobile Sidekick

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9 points

Yeah I loved that shit my thumbs suck at virtual keyboards

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9 points

Those ruled. Fucking hate touch screens

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My first smartphone was a second-hand Motorola Droid A855 that I got in like 2012 (I think it was about 2-3 years old by the time I got it). That keyboard was great and I hated how smartphones were slowly moving away from it.

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6 points

My gf in college had this phone lol

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3 points

i had one of those too and i loved it so much

i honestly thought all phones would end up like that and was very disappointed that it was basically one of the only models to exist

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31 points

fallout in real

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15 points

My first thoughts as well. A functional IRL PIP Boy.

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I could open a vault door with onna these things

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