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I’m adopting “The inexorable passage of time is a cruise missile” for any time someone asks how it’s going.

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That’s my favorite part of the meme, too.

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i think that’s the plot of Tenet (2020)

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This comment is a cruise missile

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Your comment has harmed my eyeballs and yet it still exists. Decidedly not a cruise missile.

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Purist.

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✅ has a target ✅ Arrived

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“What?! The Mother of my Fiancee is a Cruise Missile!” would be a great modern anime.

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I like how this one immediately goes off the rails, there’s no “maybe” anywhere.

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Strap C4 to that squirrel and we’re back in business.

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Or the bee, although what is this, a cruise missile for ants?

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But does the cruise missile know where it is?

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Only by knowing where it isn’t.

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