cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19116917

Trump just dropped a new video for his digital trading cards. If you can forgive yourself, spend a few seconds on the card site. You’ve been warned

11 points

They’re a moron spending money on Trump NFT’s. Imagine the poor soul who gets the part of the suit that was Diaper adjacent.

$1,500 might also be considered a steal for a portion of cult leaders authentic shit stained garb.

At first I thought “what’s next, Trump’s on OnlyFans?” which was funny until I realized he’d probably get millions of dollars every day from it.

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9 points

We’re talking about a man who has a cult running around wearing diapers outside of their clothes with ‘real men wear diapers’ shirts, right?

They’d pay triple for the shit stains.

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8 points

Trump’s on OnlyFans?

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21 points

I’m getting tired of pointing this out, but…

This is yet another technique where crime boss money could arrive in his account with plausible deniability.

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12 points

Maybe we should stop making news out of every ridiculous thing he does, because this is one way he manages to stay on top of the news cycle even when he has nothing of substance to say. Ridicule him, yes, but maybe also don’t pay too much attention because it feeds him.

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21 points

The Onion could not make up a better article on how Trump would sell NFTs.

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I think for him that debate was his greatest moment of the election season. That’s where he peaked. Now he talks about it like a middle aged man remembering his glory days on the high school football team.

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