6 points

Now if it was crunchy peanut butter, I woulda accused the guy of being a pervert.

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Although filling an entire trunk full of peanut butter, let’s say 500kg worth (assume a 450 litre trunk and density of 1.1 kg/l according to Google), then adding all that weight over the rear axle would affect the handling and balance of the car, potentially making it dangerous and therefore illegal to drive.

So, it’s not actually that clear cut that it wouldn’t be illegal!

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Who is buying a car that can’t safely transport 500kg of peanut butter at any given moment??? Come on people need that trunkbutt on the go

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Most SUVs cannot handle the weight, let alone a car. A typical SUV will allow for 200-300 lbs in the trunk. At least according to the GVWR and with 2 passengers.

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Whoever is down voting me should actually go out and check what the GVWR of their vehicle is and the curb weight + fuel and passengers. It’s surprisingly low even for a full sized SUV unless you own a body on frame SUV. Sure you can exceed the GVWR but you are potentially endangering others on the road with increased braking distances and poor handling.

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5 points

Obviously all serious car buyers shop for sexy, maneuverable dump trucks.

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Sorry for being american but 450 pounds in the trunk in my mirage made it drive considerably different.

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That reminds me:

My mom’s from way out in the country. The first and only time she was stopped on suspicion of drunk driving was when she had an entire butchered pig from her parents in the back of her station car making it swerve.

And that was less than 1/4 the weight of that peanut butter collection 😄

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64 points

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I miss azumanga

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I’m sorry, but this to me is same type of humor as those rage comics

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The real crime is creamy peanut butter

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If it was meant to be chunky it wouldn’t be called butter

Is the phrase “butter rough” or “butter smooth”?

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In Dutch it’s called Peanut Cheese

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I can’t tell if I love this or hate it

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To me, that implies that it’s been fermented/cured somehow, which just raises more questions.

Edit: Whoa.

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I’m physically sick from this term.

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Hey, you can charge good money for a “butter rough”.

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2 points

U like chunky normal butter?

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Butter with salt crystals is crunchy butter.

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Only cavemen eat insufficiently crushed peanut butter.

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