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Two problems with this:

  • Dinosaurs didn’t really turn into oil, plankton did (thanks teaching me, Beakman’s World)

  • Plastic is often made from a natural gas processing byproduct

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The actual dinosaurs made from dinosaurs would be dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets

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Nah those are also made of plastic

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We all have McMicroplastics in us.

I’m lovin’ it!

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So… What came first? The plastic or the egg?

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3 points

Shhh.

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Confirmed, oil is vegan.

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Ever heard of zooplankton?

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Shhh! Vegan is an option, not a mandate!

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Hey, eat as much plastic as you want. Live a little

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I prefer to chug my oil, crude.

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I had a stroke trying to read that!

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Remember! Plastic is in your brain.

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As you can clearly see I’ve ran out of ideas suggestions would be great

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As you can clearly see, I’ve run out of ideas, suggestions would be great!

Hopefully that’s a useful suggestion for your memes.

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