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Please curse me with knowledge. I’m ready

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Oh… wow…ehm…how do I unsee this article?

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You knew it was cursed knowledge when you clicked on it. Caveat Lemmor

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WHAT IS LEARNED CAN NEVER BE UNLEARNED.

THIS IS YOUR CURSE FOR USING THE FIRE PROMETHEUS STOLE FROM THE GODS.

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Now you need to read into the female duck’s countermeasures!

Duck sex is really fucked up…

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Was an interesting read. Thanks.

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That article reminded me of that politician who said women’s bodies would prevent pregnancy from rape. Clearly he had so little contact with women he confused them with ducks.

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Cockscrew penises*

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So basically this is a lockpick for locks?

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Um. Let’s say, if you decided to google for duck’s penis, you’d be in for a surprise.

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You might be interested in this TED talk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N39x_WTPix0&t=0

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Thanks. That swimming squid penis was news to me.

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That is the wrong facial expression. That man would be laughing his ASS off. Like ribs hurting, can’t breath laughing.

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Maybe he or someone he loves was molested by a duck. It’s been known to happen.

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Who the hell has a counter-clockwise corkscrew!?

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Coriolis Effect. Must be a Southern Hemisphere corkscrew.

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Those cursed left handeds. We should burn them at the stake.

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Good catch! I had to stare at it for a minute picturing myself spinning it into a cork and it does feel like it goes the wrong way. (Not righty righty).

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they’re pretty common here, you can get one at your local leftorium

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Last I checked they had none left…

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Left handed people

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who the hell analyses a comic so deeply >:)

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Yes.

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You need these now on account of wine bottles evolving that maze-like cork.

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The Curse of Knowledge actually relates to educated people trying to communicate with people under the assumption that everyone knows as much as they do, forgetting that the average person might not be as educated

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I actually try to talk to folks to the level of their knowledge. I had a debate with some coworkers about vaccines. I explained to them that it’s safe, thousands of studies proved they are, I also mentioned vaccines are produced just like any medicine. And yet people take paracetamol willy nilly without question but somehow treat vaccines differently; even though overusing paracetamol could lead to hearing loss as happened to my dad.

However, I admit that what got me is the mRNA vaccine technology when a colleague said there has been no human trial of it before. The technology has actually been developed for over 40 years but with strong proof of concept. But I find it hard to explain that to laypeople.

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Yeah, we all know that. ;-)

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But the stupid uncursed pleb doesn’t know that.

I say curse him!
It’s for their good, and for the good of human kind.

But boy do some people have high curse resistance.
Over 100%.
Literally impossible to educate (which is the first part of the cursing process).

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