Police in Kentucky are looking for a man who has defecated on the same porch multiple times over the past week for no apparent reason.

Louisville Metro Police say they have received three police reports about the alleged “porch pooper,” who’s since gained lots of attention online after doorbell videos of him have been posted on Reddit and Instagram.

The homeowner, who did not want to be identified, being targeted by the so-called porch pooper said he first noticed something was up on Tuesday.

“I went out to my front porch that morning and noticed what I thought was cat poop,” he said.

The homeowner said he cleaned it up and checked his Nest doorbell camera from the night before and that’s when he realized it certainly wasn’t a cat.

“Not only did he defecate, but he also urinated on our welcome mat,” he said.

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Thanks Kentucky 🫡

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I find myself inexplicably siding with the poop guy and fabricating in my head just how much the house guy deserved it. I don’t know why I’m inherently siding with the poop guy.

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Odd to see so many people on Team Porch Pooper.

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Shit just works like that here.

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Definitely seems like a personal vendetta, and I’ve never wanted to shit on the porch of someone that was nice and cool to me. Although I did shit in the weed dealers yard one time. That was an emergency

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I don’t think the weed needed fertilizer that bad…

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We’ve all been there!

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So did I, I was just two afraid to say it

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Is this the result of that thread where the guy was moving out of state and wanted to prank his ass hole neighbors?

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It’s definitely asshole-related.

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I’m surprised the camera didn’t pick up the movement

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It’s motion-detecting.

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Say it loud and say it proud…

THE MOVEMENT

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That is weird man. Shoud go straight to hell.

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