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this teacher thrives on making their students cringe you love to see it

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no quicker way to get kids to stop a behavior than when the “uncool” people start doing it. remember when dabbing was a thing for like 10 minutes, until the school principal started doing it?

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The day my parents signed up for Facebook was the day my account died. I’m sure many other millennials have similar experiences lol

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ironic how facebook will die with the boomers

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I left Facebook when they banned me for not using my real name.

I was left in limbo indefinitely, because I challenged their assessment, and every time I try to log in now, it says that my account is “under review” or whatever.

Been like that for… Going on 6 years or so now. Maybe more.

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As a user oft neither, I really don’t really see the difference between Instagram and Facebook, so maybe just try Instagram?

Seriously though, they seem to have similar features and UIs. Apart from Instagram having short form videos to doom scroll on (instead of talking to or silently sitting next to the other person in the room) what features does it have that Facebook doesn’t?

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Bill Gates too

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Relevant:

https://xkcd.com/166

I’m already loving to misuse slang around all the nieces and nephews. They’re all 3-14, so it changes depending on which kid is around, but the eye rolls are fantastic.

We need to tap into the power of the cringe and we might have an unlimited energy source.

Edit to add my updated version

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Historians will at some point look at this comic strip as a representation of “cringe” that predates the word that later came to describe it.

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Cringey is not slang.

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🫡 This. This is how it’s done. Carry on, teacher, you do the work of the universe.

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"Always be bussin’, never be sussin’ I’m gonna remember that line

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Have a Big Chungus weekend, bro.

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And may it be riztastic for you bro!

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And a skibidi Ohio to you too

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Is bussin’ related to bussy?

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Respectfully

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When I was a kid I thought grownups were out of touch when they used slang and it made me cringe.

Now I’m a grownup I know that they did it to make me cringe.

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They definitely did it to make you cringe.

Source: Am a secondary math teacher/parent and do shit like this all the time to make my students/children cringe.

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The best way to kill cringey slang is for old people to use it

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I’m Chris Hansen, take a seat. What exactly did you mean when you told a 14 year old to have a “Big Chungus weekend?”

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Look it’s just kid slang. Just because I have a cotton candy flavored condom in my pocket, three packets of cherry lube, a six pack of wine coolers and 12 pack of birthday cake vodka shots doesn’t mean it’s any different from when I use a piece of rabbit skin I rub on my dick every night to fall asleep.

Admittedly, you look and sound much older than I remember but you’re still 14 right?

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