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Stop pretending like you don’t fart when you pee, there’s no shame in it. That’s typically the time to moan, if you’re going to do it.

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All while you’re looking your urinal neighbor straight in the eye.

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7 points

Relevant username

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49 points

Do it again, but include sneezing this time.

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If you fart and sneeze at the same time, your body takes a screenshot.

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But there’s a small chance of it making a printout on your underpants.

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8 points

Core memory

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10 points

Then add cumming

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Personally, I’d find it very concerning if I went to piss and farts started coming out instead.

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If you hold farts in till you go to the restroom, its a natural time they’ll come out as you relax while peeing.

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But farts aren’t supposed to come out of your pee hole.

…Right?

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Urethrarts are dangerous, consult a doctor

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4 points

Not with that attitude.

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What does pee holes have to do with it. It’s just about relaxing the muscles in the area that were holding the farts and pee so the farts come out too.

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Wouldn’t the fart bubbles make the pee go everywhere? Like air bubbles in a garden hose when you first turn it on.

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No the farts actually assist with urine release from the urethra. It’s healthy.

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What? Do your farts come from the same hole as your pee? Because that ain’t normal

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2 points

Iirc that’s called a Fistula.

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33 points

checks community

Yep, we’re in the right place, boys.

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Where is the case where I’m being efficient and do everything in 1 go?

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That is the entire second row about

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It’s off the charts.

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This man’s parts send his sharts off the charts

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3 points

What like brushing your teeth or showering?

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