Enough sodium to cure what ails you
Side question: the US you don’t have ham made from a single piece of meat?
In my country that is the norm for ham, an abomination like that has no market. The only similar to it is something like “low fat chicken ham” (not actually called ham on the box as it would be false advertising)
I’m not in the US. Can’t tell you.
But I do like the look of that meat right there. Fantastic.
This is pure gold.
If i wasn’t ass-taste in my literation, i would write praise for this soul poetry. But alas, only thing i can say is pure gold.
ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE THE HAM CUBE
Sav-a-lot used to have this gigantic like 8lb chub of ham. It was cheap enough for us poor folks to get. That stuff was so good. Just a gigantic log of chopped ham pressed into a brick.
Somehow they must’ve lost money. Cuz they’re only sold at a few chains out in the Midwest nowadays and they’re way smaller than they used to be.
And for some fucking reason, people then want the deli to chip(shred) this cuboid abomination.
I don’t think this low effort spam is available in the deli section where I am. Though I would order it shredded just to annoy people.
It’s not Spam, it’s “deli ham” (Armour brand makes the big one) or “Polish Ham”(Krakus brand). So much more bland than spam.
Source: former deli worker. Fuck that job and fuck anyone who orders chipped/shredded deli meat.
