82 points

A person will eat this and later preach to vegans dietary advice

permalink
report
reply
72 points

Literally cat food tbh

permalink
report
parent
reply
53 points

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

This is the last strike, I had enough. From now on, I am a tankie

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Successfully radicalised

permalink
report
parent
reply
25 points

Ham isn’t vegan…?

permalink
report
parent
reply
30 points
*

I think their point was that the person will eat a literal cube and then tell vegans that their food isn’t nutritional.

permalink
report
parent
reply
12 points

I wasn’t reminding them that ham isn’t vegan, I was referencing “chicken isn’t vegan?” from Scott Pilgrim.

permalink
report
parent
reply
18 points

Only bacon is

permalink
report
parent
reply
22 points

My MIL is a lifelong vegetarian who eats bacon, because “bacon is a condiment.”

permalink
report
parent
reply
7 points

That same person shares it with their cat however, so it’s a mixed bag

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

The amount of sodium in ham is likely toxic to cats

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

Careful, you’re pointing out that cats have different nutritional needs than humans. We don’t tolerate that shit around here /s

permalink
report
parent
reply

You sure that isn’t just an eraser? 🤔

permalink
report
reply
42 points

Meat eraser

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

That’s the name of my metal band…

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point
*

Yeah, if you like something don’t learn about how it’s done, just think god gave it to you like that. If you think about it you ain’t gonna eat anything anymore. Everything we buy is either very disgusting or involve some kind of torture/slavery (human or not). So either don’t think or think a lot and only eat from your own garden. (fyi I live in a flat so I can’t have a garden)

permalink
report
parent
reply
39 points

Who wrote this? Ill buy your book

permalink
report
reply
8 points

Reminds me of the writing of David wrong / Jason pargin who wrote the John dies at the ends series of books.

permalink
report
parent
reply
39 points

All meat is processed by definition

permalink
report
reply
19 points

The list of unprocessed meat we eat is fairly short, I can only think of oysters.

permalink
report
parent
reply
12 points

Really depends on where you draw the line on processing I guess.

Cooking? Killing? Seasoning?

There’s a popular dish in Thailand; กุ้งเต้น Goong Dten “Dancing Shrimp”; made of tiny whole live shrimp seasoned with lime and chilies.

Arguably less processed than a raw oyster
Also, arguably more processed than a raw oyster.

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

I think puritans will say unprocessed is live unseasoned.

I have tried raw oysters once and found that they are only palatable when cooked, as swallowing a ball of slime was not easy, and lemon did not help at all.

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

only if you byte through the shell

permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

Opening the shell does nothing to what’s inside. I wouldn’t call that processing of the meat.

permalink
report
parent
reply
13 points

Sure, but there’s a world of difference between a steak and a slice of Billy Bear mystery meat.

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

Even my meat am I right

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points
*

There are different degrees of processing. The “meat” mentioned here is ultra-processed garbage. Cutting out and grilling a steak is similar to digging out, peeling and cooking a potato.

permalink
report
parent
reply
10 points

It’s the difference between a whole, cooked potato and Pringles.

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points
*

Aren’t Pringle’s even made of corn flour primarily? But yeah, that’s another good example.

Edit: got me curious, looked it up myself. Short: no, almost [sic!] half of them is potatos and it’s wheat starch, not corn.

permalink
report
parent
reply
22 points

God, my sister bought a can because she was visiting and wanted to try it, and didn’t eat it before leaving so I thought I’d eat it to get rid of it… 😩

I can’t remember the last time I gagged while eating something, but this caused me to almost vomit mom’s spaghetti.

That’s dog food. Not meant for human consumption.

permalink
report
reply
20 points

Somehow, though, when it’s pan-fried in teriyaki sauce and put over rice, it becomes delicious. Musubi gang wya

permalink
report
parent
reply
15 points

That’s spam though, right? This is different. Somehow worse. I used to love to cook spam and rice in college. Throw in some frozen veggies and you’re half way to a decent meal.

permalink
report
parent
reply
12 points

Oh, is that not spam in the pic? Thought it was, my bad!

permalink
report
parent
reply
7 points

The food i give my dog smells way better than that.

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

The secret is to not smell it

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

Also not to taste it.

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

Mayo helps

permalink
report
parent
reply

Lemmy Shitpost

!lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Create post

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Community stats

  • 14K

    Monthly active users

  • 11K

    Posts

  • 257K

    Comments