123 points

Nothing bad will happen, as long as they spare no expense.

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It’s all fun and games until you’re being chased down in your Jeep by a dodo.

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27 points

The lesson there is: Spare no expense on your IT budget!

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4 points

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11 points

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5 points

Your financial problems are not my concern!

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3 points

And everyone knows not to mess with the raptor fences

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1 point

Huh. I never realized the absolute irony of this statement until now.

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82 points

The world they lived in is long gone along with the food they ate and the rest of their species. It seems almost cruel to bring them back.

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Not that long gone—the last relict population on Wrangel Island only died out about 4000 years ago. That’s (barely) within historic time. There are probably islands in the Canadian and Siberian Arctic that could still support them (and have no or few human inhabitants).

I see two big issues. First of all, not all knowledge among elephants is transmitted genetically, and I expect mammoths were the same. Who will the new ones learn from? They’ll have to redevelop best practices for dealing with their environment from scratch.

Secondly, global warming. This seems like about the worst possible time to bring back an ice-age-adapted critter. We’d be better off transferring the effort spent on this project into de-extincting the thylacine, a more recent loss which doesn’t have that specific issue.

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I’m fairly certain they are working on the thylacine as well?

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Different group, I think, and not as close to success. The thylacine has a better chance at long-term survival if we do bring it back, though—it isn’t an ice age creature, and it was surviving despite competition from other creatures in a similar niche until humans started aggressively hunting it down.

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23 points

It’s not that long gone. There were still mammoths around when the pyramids were built. Plus there’s still huge swaths of tundra and taiga that they could live on, with a lot of the same plants, even if it’s quite a bit warmer.

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In the grand scheme of things the pyramids were built relatively recently, but I’d still consider it quite long ago

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Measured in human life it’s long ago. measured at universal scales, it was nothing.

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Not advocating for restoring the mammoth, but this is a dangerous line of argument.

With climate change and ongoing mass extinctions, many current species are or will soon be in the same situation that re-introduced mammoths would be—and you could use the same argument to say that trying to preserve them is cruel so we should kill off any current species facing environmental stress.

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9 points

They were here pretty recently, their food is still here. It was cruel that we extincted them.

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6 points

Well pumpkins and avocados still exists at least and apparently they were grazers.

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Nah. It’s still the same place. They died out within the time frame of completely modern humans.

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It’s worse when you consider the state of the world and the warming. They’d have about 20 sq\km of land capable of supporting them and they’d have to share it with those psychos, polar bears.

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54 points

I’ve said this a million times before, but if we’re playing gods anyway, can’t we make them dog sized also?

I would totally get one or maybe two.

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35 points

Yeah you say that until you get a tusk in the crotch

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They’ll be wearing stylish pool noodles on the tusks to minimize furniture and gonad damage.

Or we create them with softer tusks. Maybe that’s better, the. They’ll also be worthless to poachers.

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7 points

I don’t want to live in a world that has wooly mammoths with floppy tusks. It just seems wrong.

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4 points

What about that trunk though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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5 points

If they’re like their cousins you don’t want a pet that smart. Especially with a trunk. Good luck mammoth proofing your house.

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Those are closer to horse-sized, but it’s a good start.

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3 points

Even dog sized they’d probably weigh like 200Kg. Mammoths be thicc

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Pygmy mammoths would be adorable! Imagine them pulling sleds in the winter with jingle bells and stuff.

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38 points

I hope they have put a substantial amount of thought into potential problems that could arise. (Not that it will actually be like JP)

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27 points

I hope whatever species that comes after us doesn’t bring us back

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No! They did it! They blew it up!

And then the apes blew up their society too. How could this happen?

And then the birds took over and ruined their society.

And then the cows. And then…I don’t know, is that a slug, maybe?

Noooo!

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This is hilarious.

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1 point

Future scientist can’t make that mistake if we get rid of the future faster.

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