150 points

This person’s problem can be solved by a sandwich. Takes like 3 minutes to make, or can be prepped earlier, no cooking necessary, has color, is fresh, not frozen, beats any fast food meal in price and quality. Also can even be healthy if you shop wisely. Can be different every day. Can be hot or cold. The possibilities are endless. Sandwiches are the best.

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58 points

Sandwiches were literally invented to be home made, portable fast food, for hunters, workers, and the like. Not only are they ok with being wrapped up and carried, if made right they actually get better when wrapped up and squashed.

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24 points

I agree sandwiches are the best. But my metabolism is just too efficient at turning carbs into fat and high blood sugar. There’s just no substitute for good bread in a sandwich, all attempts at compromise/substitutions ruin the whole thing.

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34 points

wraps are just as convenient and use far less bread, i love a good turkey wrap for lunch

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3 points

Even a wrap is too much white flour right now. I bought some Low Carb High Fiber Whole Wheat tortilla wraps, but they’re serving the same role as Discworld Dwarf Bread: I look at them and remember the time I tried to eat one, and decide I’m not that hungry after all. I don’t even have to worry about them going stale, because they can’t become less appealing.

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10 points

What type of bread are you using, and how thick are your slices? These work fine for me, but theres also rye versions. https://frutimian.no/2016/08/12/matpakkebrod-i-langpanne/ - note link is in norwegian.

I dont mind spending time preparing if it means i get great taste.

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This looks like a nice recipe for later on once I lose enough weight to start adding a few carbs to my life that aren’t from vegetables. No grain or starch right now.

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3 points

I don’t have this problem, but lettuce wraps are shockingly good too. A good sturdy lettuce, sliced turkey, smoked cheddar and some chipotle mayo (canned chipotle en adobo, pureed, just mix some of it into mayonnaise to make a spread.) Onion if you have it. I don’t understand why it’s good, it sounds like nonsense but I do this when I don’t have time to make bread, but do have good lettuce or homegrown lettuce in the garden. It is delicious and feels good to eat.

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1 point

You’re right, lettuce wraps are good and it’s been awhile. Next time I look at that dwarf bread I’ll get out a romaine leaf instead.

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2 points

Don’t forget lettuce sandwiches.

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2 points

What do you consider ‘good bread’? Don’t buy supermarket bread, go to a good bakery and get some nice, freshly baked whole-grain bread, that should be much more difficult to turn into sugar.

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1 point

Even homemade whole-grain bread, while delicious and healthy in its way, has too many non-fiber carbs when you’re trying to minimize them. And my body is unfortunately very efficient at converting the starches to blood sugar. As for bakery whole-grain bread, (and of course the supermarket kind) the ingredients almost inevitably include “wheat flour” which is white flour, not necessarily bleached but minus the bran. This is because bread that is not only “made with 100% whole wheat” (which just means it contains SOME 100%-whole-wheat flour!) but is made with ONLY whole wheat flour (plus any other whole grains) doesn’t rise very well. I’ve struggled with it myself and made some bricks, despite being able to bake gorgeous loaves when allowed to include some unbleached bread flour in the mix. Go ahead, ask your baker. And then enjoy the bread, it’s still great for most people.

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1 point

Get some keto bread. It’s basically pure fiber in bread shape. The aldi keto bread is fantastic

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9 points

You can even eat it riding a horse!

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Or cook a big batch of your own soup at the weekend. Then microwave it for lunch.

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92 points

Good Lord I am happy I can handle my shit and not have to publicly post my executive dysfunction for the planet to see.

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25 points

So much of these news aggregate sites are morons reposting the same tired posts from absolute crayon eaters who bloviate about how critically incapable they are at basic life functions.

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2 points

I’m soooo ADHD, sitting through that lecture yesterday was rough! 🙄

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2 points

You’re so quirky! Whats your gamer tag??? Do you play MLP?

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19 points

I am pretty sure I have ADHD and I still manage to meal prep.

Even if you cant, you can literally just have a backup plan like mine, for when I forget to cook I have some frozen chicken strips, potato wedges, and green beans, throw it all on a sheet pan and into the convection oven for 20-25 mins, boom you have a decent meal, bit more pricey than doing it from scratch, but it’s quick and low effort

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14 points

I do have ADHD, and while I can manage meal prep, 99% of the time I just can’t be bothered. But I force myself to do it, because the alternative is eating a bag of crisps and a big bar of chocolate and feeling like crap all afternoon.

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1 point

I make slow cooked chicken burritos and freeze them. Takes about 1 hour of prep, and about 6 hours to cook so it isn’t easy, but I only gotta do this occasionally. If I do this in conjunction with meal prep it takes a lot longer to prep, but then I can have a work week of food, and have like 8 burritos for when I’m too lazy to cook.

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1 point

I’m okay cooking for just myself but I have a toddler and celiac wife so I use cook smarts. Takes away so much of the planning.

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It’s called a sandwich.

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For anyone who is confused, this user is talking about a sandwich. That is what is called a sandwich.

Hope that cleared it up!

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0 points

I’m guessing that’s covered by the £4 meal deal, and they’re just too lazy to make their own

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48 points

Here in the Netherlands a lot of people just eat sandwiches. I usually take them with me to work. Not a lot of effort

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I’ll never understand how can people eat sandwiches every day, especially those with some kind of meat in them. I’m not vegetarian but eating sandwiches for more than two days in a row make me want to puke.

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11 points

Do you eat the same thing for breakfast every day? I do. But for whatever reason, lunch and dinner is different. Can’t eat the same thing twice.

Dumb brain

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I don’t. But I’m a rich american who can afford to be picky and eat different stuff for every meal and eat 1-2 meals a day from restaurants regularly.

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10 points

I am one and it’s peanut butter every day. For 3 years basically every working day has had a peanut butter sandwich. And that’s how the next 30 some years are looking too. It’s fine. I can live that way.

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4 points

That’s a fucking delicious 33 years.

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9 points

A sandwich can be a thousand different dishes if you get creative

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7 points

I eat sandwiches every day, and the same thing or small variety. I’m not eating for the experience, I’m eating to not be hungry. I can make and eat a sandwich is less than a minute, so I can get back to doing what I want to be doing.

If I really don’t feel like a sandwich, there’s always toast.

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4 points

Genuinely, why? Personally, I’m happy to eat basically same meals for a few days before they get boring, and you can vary your sandwiches a lot of you so desire.

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a lot of people eat the same food several days in a row, or several meals in a row.

you only feel that way because you see food as pleasure to be enjoyed. not as a necessity for living. lots of people eat to live.

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1 point

I don’t want to enjoy every meal

Just not to feel sick because of them

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4 points

Why?

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4 points

Idk

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2 points

Peanut butter? Upgrading to natural peanut butter made all the difference for me, so it’s no longer just for kids.

I even get decent marmalade, which definitely doesn’t work for kids, or a dark amber maple syrup. I currently have apple butter, which goes nicely on a peanut butter sandwich, or with a scoop of cottage cheese on the side

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Might try it, I never ate peanut butter or maple syrup

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I also eat pretty much the same breakfast every day. For lunch I can vary what’s on the bread and the type of bread. That’s just how things are here. It’s not the nicest, but it saves a lot of time and money and can also be quite nice

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1 point

You don’t have to make the same sandwich every day.

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1 point

Not Mongolian I take it?? Lol

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8 points

Same in the UK, where the post was written.

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3 points

Also, there’s literally a Greggs on every corner or a greasy spoon that’ll make you a sandwich for 2.50

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6 points

Lunch is my favourite. Nothing beats a fine sandwich with cheese.

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2 points

Peanut butter and provolone is one of my favorites

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5 points

Same in Germany. We have bread with butter and cheese. It’s a blessing with a good bread

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2 points

Yeah I just make a peanut butter sandwich and prep some fruit and bring it to work. Easy, healthy, and filling

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2 points

I will ask my cousin about it lol

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40 points

You can just… not? Having two larger meals a day isn’t that weird.

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25 points

I have adopted the “Central European” diet:

One large meal a day and then leftovers + bread and toppings.

Occasionally might have more but that’s my daily meal plan and works pretty great.

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12 points

Bread is a life saver. If you don’t have time to cook just eat some bread. Healthy (depends on the kind of bread) and you don’t have to worry about beeing hungry an hour later.

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And honestly, you can make a lot of really good bread quite quickly. Leaving out proofing for a bit, it’s less than watching an episode of a show. Bread it also easy enough that you can totally watch a show while making it, and not worry about chopping off your fingers lol

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What does the rest of the world do then? Cook twice or thrice a day? That’s just silly.

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