https://www.thewrap.com/jesse-watters-tim-walz-milkshake-masculinity-fox-news/

I cannot wait for all the Fox News sycophants to start drinking their milkshakes straight out of the cup to prove their manliness.

3 points

“Young men don’t feel seen by the Democratic party”

WTF, what a dumb news chiron.

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What’s their source? john-travolta-looking-around.gif

“The Democrats” sounds worse than “the Democratic party.” Isn’t putting “the” in front of a label just a way to “other” them? When I see people say something about, for example, “the Jews,” it’s usually something bad, as opposed to when they say “Jewish people.”

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I’m confused, how do you y’all drink a milkshake? I suck it up through a straw like a normal person. Trying to give myself an aneurysm and pull my asshole through my throat. You know, like a normal soy boy American.

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The guy needs to get fucked in the ass so he can stop thinking about it.

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24 points

It is so incredibly strange to me that this bullshit can legally pretend to be a news channel, and many people watch it as such.

It’s difficult to believe that people are that stupid, seriously.

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7 points

Thanks Reagan.

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Fellas is it gay to drink a milkshake with a straw?

Seriously though, how else are you meant to drink one??

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15 points

Obviously your supposed to tongue it out of a man’s ass

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6 points

Ngl that sounds kinda gay.

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17 points

you’re supposed to rip the cup open and scoop it out with your hands

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4 points

Slow down there, Ron.

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If you’re not shotgunning your milkshakes are you even drinking them?

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You let it melt, go to the drive-thru liquor and get a half pint of Jim beam, and mix em while getting on the freeway in your dually F-250 which you’re using to haul 3 cases of bottle water back to the subdivision from Sam’s Club.

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5 points

I would love it if this nimrod had to drink a shake on screen right after this inane comment.

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25 points

Keg Stand! Drink it pledge!

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I think you’re supposed to squint with one eye, scream “ACK ACK ACK” as you crush the cup from all sides with your hand, and then catch the plug of shake-goo in your mouth.

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4 points

Maybe with a spoon? I could imagine drinking it like a fully liquid drink, but that sounds like it would get pretty messy pretty quickly, like when a cup of ice spills onto your face.

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27 points

You open your manly man gullet and pour the entire thing in. Or you shotgun it. Those are the only manly ways to consume beverages.

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Men can’t savor their milkshakes. Drink it in 3 gulps, or you may as well just cut your balls off right there.

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19 points

You can boof it like Kavanagh too.

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“Boof it like Kavanagh” sounds like a parody version of “Bend it Like Beckham” where a young white guy starts partying and taking bribes after being inspired by his favorite Supreme Court Justice in spite of his parents actually giving great advice on how to be a decent person

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