Fox News weirdo talks about the unmanly way to drink a milkshake

https://www.thewrap.com/jesse-watters-tim-walz-milkshake-masculinity-fox-news/

I cannot wait for all the Fox News sycophants to start drinking their milkshakes straight out of the cup to prove their manliness.

I bet women don’t cover their drinks when Walz walks into the room.

See? Weird. All the women do that when I walk in the room. Also I slashed my wife’s tires to get her to date me.

I’m Jesse Watters.

For those who don’t know, the tire slashing thing is true. And he admitted it on national TV before ever telling her in person.

Nah, it’s fictitious. Do a search for “Jesse Watters slashfic” to learn more.

I bet women don’t cover their drinks when ~~Walz walks~~ Tim Waltzes into the room

I can’t believe you just left that perfect opportunity sitting by the wayside!

Fellas is it gay to drink a milkshake with a straw?

Seriously though, how else are you meant to drink one??

You open your manly man gullet and pour the entire thing in. Or you shotgun it. Those are the only manly ways to consume beverages.

You can boof it like Kavanagh too.

“Boof it like Kavanagh” sounds like a parody version of “Bend it Like Beckham” where a young white guy starts partying and taking bribes after being inspired by his favorite Supreme Court Justice in spite of his parents actually giving great advice on how to be a decent person

Men can’t savor their milkshakes. Drink it in 3 gulps, or you may as well just cut your balls off right there.

Keg Stand! Drink it pledge!

you’re supposed to rip the cup open and scoop it out with your hands

If you’re not shotgunning your milkshakes are you even drinking them?

Slow down there, Ron.

Obviously your supposed to tongue it out of a man’s ass

Ngl that sounds kinda gay.

You let it melt, go to the drive-thru liquor and get a half pint of Jim beam, and mix em while getting on the freeway in your dually F-250 which you’re using to haul 3 cases of bottle water back to the subdivision from Sam’s Club.

I think you’re supposed to squint with one eye, scream “ACK ACK ACK” as you crush the cup from all sides with your hand, and then catch the plug of shake-goo in your mouth.

I would love it if this nimrod had to drink a shake on screen right after this inane comment.

Maybe with a spoon? I could imagine drinking it like a fully liquid drink, but that sounds like it would get pretty messy pretty quickly, like when a cup of ice spills onto your face.

I mean, also who calls it a “vanilla ice cream shake”? These people all sound like Mr. Burns.

J.D. Vance almost certainly calls it a “vanilla ice cream milkshake dessert beverage.”

“I’m JD Vance and I’m running for vice president. Could I have an ice cream milkshake dessert beverage? Just whatever makes sense. What’s that flavor? Vanilla? Ok, sure, I’ll try that. I’m JD Vance.”

“How long have you worked here? Six months? Okay. How long has the cook worked here? You don’t know? Ok.”

He probably doesn’t even know that much about it. He’d say “one of those blended frappes? A decaf diet frappercino, no coffee flavor please, ha ha…. Folks, no, it’s good! Please clap”

No he doesn’t. He calls it a vanilla coishion dessert prequel, and you KNOW it!

He spills it all over the couch cushions, like every other normal, non-weird, alpha male.

And women Looove Tim Waltz so this guy just jealous. And fucking weirdo. Using a straw makes me unmanly!? This guy is a nut.

Well if you can come up with a better name for partially gelatinated non-dairy gum based beverages I’d like to see it.

These people are weird. We don’t need to pay them any attention.

That weirdo is… grasping at straws

I thought these weirdos were pro-straws? Something about how putting more plastic in the ocean is actually good for the environment and how bans on plastic straws are a slippery slope to woke Marxist communism or something?

That’s on Tuesdays. On Thursdays straws are bad because man stuff. Keep up!

Thanks Regina George

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