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God gives his strongest soldiers the hardest battles. 😢

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That sounds like Subway to me. They like making mayo sandwiches for some reason.

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10 points

Light mayonnaise, please

proceeds to drown sandwich in it

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Even if you dont ask for it! One time I just got done ordering my sandwich, they grab the mayo bottle and say “you want mayo?” Then jizz out half the bottle all over it before I can say no.

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As an ex sandwich artist, now sandwich artiste (I quit and do it at home for myself now):

I STARTED putting normal amounts of mayo. My owner was 1st Gen Chinese and frugal as fuck so she drove that into us “1 line, half if they ask for light, 2 line if say more” were her exact words

Sooooooooooo many people said “more. No, more” that we all started defaulting to more when someone asked

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5 points

Ah, you wanted light regular mayonnaise, not lite mayonnaise

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I call it the exploding mouth of mayonnaise technique.

Normally they don’t give me nearly enough. Until one time I made it extra special clear that I wanted a bukkake in paper.

I got what I asked for and reluctantly ate every bit of it over like four days lol. I have a picture somewhere but I’m too lazy to find it.

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32 points

If anyone else has a hard time with getting subs: I’m free.

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10 points

Lol I read it the same way friend. I guess one can leave the life, but it never leaves you.

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7 points

Feddit schwappt über

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5 points

Tbh, the only connections you’ll make with messages like this are fake internet doms who don’t really care about you/your limits and try to push your boundaries. 0/10 would not recommend

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13 points

Well that is the whitest thing I’ve heard today.

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The colour of peoples skin does very little to determine their personality or character, this comment is nothing but reinforcing racist thinking that plagues society. Consider just not making race based stereotypes for the betterment of humanity.

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11 points

Race is a social construct.

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Why tell me instead if the person using it to define people’s personalities based on their skin color?

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Someone literally got killed for that.

I believe it was a subway and when they found an absolute shit ton of mayo on their sandwich they actually killed the person and shot another…

https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/28/us/subway-worker-mayo-dispute-killing/index.html

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