Anon single-handedly defeats the corporate overlords.
Plot twist: this was actually an ad for Long John Silver’s.
My Feral barn cat won’t even eat Long John Silvers and she was born in a dumpster during a hurricane
Unfortunately, anon died of heart failure after posting this due to consuming “food” from Long John Silvers one (1) time.
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Fake: no one eats at long johns
Gay: anon loves that chunky white stuff
The only Long John’s in 100 miles of here finally closed a few years ago and is now a Christian book store/frozen yogurt shop.
I always remember that, but never that there is a non-franchise Fish & Chip shop within walking distance that’s better than LJS’s ever was. 😮💨