80 points

Anon single-handedly defeats the corporate overlords.

Plot twist: this was actually an ad for Long John Silver’s.

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Advertisers with folders of Pepe pics, a grim future

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44 points

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God, that’s so accurate.

Although, you could replace “brand” with “adult”, and it would work for memes that kids have propagated.

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6 points

It’s the corporate overlords that hacked the system.

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70 points

My Feral barn cat won’t even eat Long John Silvers and she was born in a dumpster during a hurricane

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16 points

They’re watching their mercury levels.

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Unfortunately, anon died of heart failure after posting this due to consuming “food” from Long John Silvers one (1) time.

/s

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Fake: no one eats at long johns

Gay: anon loves that chunky white stuff

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The only Long John’s in 100 miles of here finally closed a few years ago and is now a Christian book store/frozen yogurt shop.

I always remember that, but never that there is a non-franchise Fish & Chip shop within walking distance that’s better than LJS’s ever was. 😮‍💨

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3 points

Tomorrow is a good day for fish

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Was the yogurt any good?

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Haven’t tried it. We still have a TCBY out here and it’s right across the street.

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