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The fuck? What kind of weirdass karaoke do they go to there the standard complimentary colonoscopy isn’t part of the experience? [SHUDDER] Must be that nasty dark back alley karaoke everyone warns you never to go to. Ew.

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Forget the colonoscopy, in a lot of American karaoke places, they don’t even play with your ass, at all.

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People doing karaoke forget way to often that you got to twist and rotate it, just the ol’ in-n-out routine isn’t enough.

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Which song are they singing?

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This song randomly shows up in my head like some prophecy of doom

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This is so perfect

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Cannibal Corpse - Addicted to Vaginal Skin

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The Bad Touch
by Bloodhound Gang

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this can’t be someone’s dream job, it has to pay well

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There are more than 8 billion people on this Earth; chances are at least one dreams of this job.

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Well, remember the news when one of those fucker even continue the procedure despite the patient SCREAMING in pain and he just doesn’t care?

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I had one with no painkillers or sedatives - it was uncomfortable but fine!

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I’d say the same thing about plumbers, who wants to sniff poop all day?

turns out, nope! this guy loves his job https://youtube.com/@draincleaningaustralia

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This is a actual shitpost

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Not if they did the bowel prep well enough.

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