Post to pornhub, copy, paste.
It’s just gonna be me staring into the camera for 5 minutes.
Under [Andy] Warhol’s direction, subjects of the [artwork] Screen Tests attempted to sit motionless for around three minutes while being filmed, with the resulting movies projected in slow motion. The films represent a new kind of portraiture—a slowly moving, nearly still image of a person.
don’t worry! that’s all is needed to make sure you aren’t unqualified by “being black” or “looking vaguely foreign”, hope this helps!
You know without that circle I would never have known where to read
I kept rereading the time stamp and view count for a solid 20 minutes trying to figure out the point of the post until I finally saw the tiny red circle buried in all of that white background. Damn near impossible to see.
In the age of deepfakes, no way I’d make that video and submit it with all the other personal details I’d be putting into the application forms. That’s a recipe for ID theft.
Here’s a video capture of scrolling down my resume and cover letter very slowly.