307 points

Is Elon threatening to rape Taylor?

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-10 points

Obviously not, what are you on?

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3 points
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Caffeine and a sense of humor.

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28 points

She definitely isn’t going to consent to being impregnated by Elon so the only conclusion is that he will rape her to get her pregnant. Whether he intended to threaten her with rape or not, he is threatening her with rape.

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81 points

It wouldn’t surprise me if Elon unironically agrees with Trump that if you’re famous they let you do it.

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2 points

His name is Leon.

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2 points

Leon Umsk?

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4 points

Yes

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31 points

Sounds like a threat to me

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162 points

He honestly thinks women want his sperm and not just his money. What a narcissist he is.

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10 points

He’s got some weird things about fathering children. That story about him wanting to donate his sperm to Mars settlers was just too bizarre.

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8 points

Elon Musk is very likely a supporter of eugenics and since he’s also a narcissist who thinks he’s better than everyone else, it makes sense that he’s obsessed with spreading his genes.

Just remember to conveniently ignore actually raising those kids, and those who happen to not fit his mold of what a person should be like (e.g. if they happen to be trans or see through a modicum of his bullshit)

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11 points

Maybe he’s misunderstood. Maybe another one of his children doesn’t agree with him and he wants to get rid of it. He’ll take the cat in exchange. A somewhat understandable offer.

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25 points

This is good basis for a sexual harassment lawsuit, right?

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If you post a tweet and the other person doesn’t see it, because they don’t care what kind of s*** you say, it’s probably not sexual harassment.

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No. No power imbalance, no damages. Maybe a case for a restraining order.

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-25 points

Good luck suing him. Got another billionaire to fund it?

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8 points

???

Besides Taylor Swift and her army of fanatics?

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-23 points

Whatever, Matt Walsh. Go outside, and talk to some real women. It’s worth it.

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20 points

She is a billionaire, she can afford it lmao

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-18 points

Not as much as him.

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9 points

I really hope her response is “why would I want to have YOUR baby, when I’m dating a real man?”

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20 points

That’s prolly grounds for a suit

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6 points

She is the one to do it. What’s even more idiotic is he is openly flirting with a defensive lineman’s fiance. The dude can wreck Musk easily.

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4 points

One he’s not flirting, if you thing that’s flirting you need to check yourself in to a psychiatric facility before you harm yourself or others.

Two, my farts would wreck Musk, that’s why he pulled out of that Zuckerberg v Musk fight and pays for private security and pisses himself when he “thinks a car is following him”.

Three, I would sign over every asset I have and will ever own to see Swift’s partner beat down Musk at some black tie event. Not just single jab type shit, but like lay Musk out then just viciously heel stomp that fuckers face while people in tuxes are wondering wtf and one coked up dude is shouting “world star” from behind the crowd level of chaos.

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-11 points

You need to respond to someone who accepts the mindless rambling of incoherence. All three “things” you said were overly aggressive and totally tone deaf. I would explain myself but I’m sure you would be just as flippant and love Trump more. So go for it. Do your worst. Show them all how dazzling your intellect can be.

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5 points

He’s a tight end.

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4 points

What does his… I’m not finishing this joke.

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5 points

I must be thinking of his brother. Either way. He is big and can hit hard.

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7 points

I’ll fuck you good, I’ll fuck you real good, baby. Best 12 seconds of your life. And I’ll kill your cats.

-Elon Musk

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