Oh no, not just my build server, Microsofts build server… Everyones’ Azure build server - (if you’re building on windows)

7 points
*

I didn’t even know VS Code was something you could pay for.

Also, are you using Discord bots for work?

Edit: Nope and nope.

permalink
report
reply
70 points

As is tradition with MS and their complicated naming policies Visual Studio is not VS Code.

permalink
report
parent
reply
12 points

Also, VS Code is mid, not even working correctly and definitely not OOB on Linux in my experience, and VS just does not support Linux at all. And is shit anyway.

permalink
report
parent
reply
20 points
*

VS’s built-in .NET debugger is top tier, though. Especially the ability to edit code while it is running.

permalink
report
parent
reply
-5 points
*

I can only recommend ZED

EDIT: no love for ZED?

permalink
report
parent
reply
7 points

If you want twenty minutes of rage-filled ranting, ask me about vscode-server sometime.

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

No and no and no. Works fine even on arm64 Linux. And is not shit in the least.

permalink
report
parent
reply
27 points
*

Visual Studio and VS Code are two separate products, I’m afraid. Visual Studio is a .NET IDE and build tool, as opposed to VS Code which is essentially an extensible text editor.

Edit: also the screenshot looks like it might be from Slack?

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

The great thing about Slack is how easy it is to make automations. I guess this one just reads RSS feeds.

At my work we have automations notifying us about production errors for example.

permalink
report
parent
reply
15 points
*

That’s not a Discord bot, it’s a Slack RSS App / RSS subscription.

Event Source: https://status.dev.azure.com/_event/543117809

It’s pretty useful ‘for work’ because occasionally you’ll get notifications when parts of infra might be down (like your build server)

permalink
report
parent
reply
38 points

I don’t get the appeal of azure because of things like this.

annoying how much they try to push it

permalink
report
reply
15 points

Walled garden or die

Thats how i read azure

permalink
report
parent
reply
31 points

Moving to the cloud is a business decision not a technical one.

Csuite sees us spending Capex 200K on a server or 2 and several thousand opex per year to maintain it.

Cloud takes that 200K Capex and move it to Opex with significant markup markup.

From a technical pov we st it as a waste but business will business itself into cost overruns

permalink
report
parent
reply
21 points
*

But they promised we could save a ton of money with their monitoring dashboards we won’t look at until suddenly we get a bill that is 5x what they promised!

permalink
report
parent
reply
6 points

Lifting and shifting an existing monolithic architecture to the cloud with zero modernization changes will result in a higher cost than leaving it in a data center.

Converting the application to use as much serverless and microservice-based technology as possible is where the cloud ROI is.

permalink
report
parent
reply
20 points

Azure is absolute trash. Its like Word but for the cloud.

permalink
report
parent
reply
18 points
*

I mean, they do have word for the cloud now… But I get what you’re saying

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

Word for the cloud is like Word, but for the cloud.

permalink
report
parent
reply
27 points
*

The company I work for loves Azure. If it’s not available as an Azure service it won’t be used (except for uptime kuma). Some time ago there was a global Azure outage and we could do literally nothing. All tasks and code were on Azure Devops and all communication went through Teams and Outlook.

The webhook integration has also recently been removed from Teams so uptime kuma also didn’t work for like a week until it was fixed by using Azure’s automation service.

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

If it’s not available as an Azure service it won’t be used (except for uptime kuma).

What Clive Barker movie do you live in?

permalink
report
parent
reply
7 points

If you look at it as generic could provider it’s not good, but if you look at it as making m$ run they’re software instead of you it’s awesome because most m$ software is not fun to run

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

I personally prefer Azure over AWS.

permalink
report
parent
reply
87 points

Like ransom ware

permalink
report
reply
-65 points

Oh God I HAVE TO PAY? LITERALLY SLAVERY

permalink
report
parent
reply
43 points

👢👅👅👅

permalink
report
parent
reply
-43 points

SLAVERY!!! 🙄

Twat

permalink
report
parent
reply
25 points

How about, I don’t know, not yanking the cord (or setting things up so the cord is yanked automatically) and pursuing the payment later?

But then that could mean that someone might - even temporarily - get something for nothing, and they can’t be seen to promote anything even remotely similar to that.

Perhaps this tiny company are so close to the knife edge that they can’t afford to allow it to happen. Must have constant revenue stream or else close up sho… wait, Micro-who?

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

don’t give me hope like that

permalink
report
parent
reply
21 points

Imagine paying money for software designed to sabotage your business if you miss a license payment.

permalink
report
parent
reply
-21 points

Oh you mean like every commercial FoSS OS which will force you to wait or not receive certain security updates unless you are on a subscription?

permalink
report
parent
reply
0 points

Uh… what do you think we do when a client doesn’t pay us for a while? We yank their access. That’s how services work, you get a few warnings that you really need to pay or you’ll lose access and then, well, you lose access.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Your business also relies on licenses I bet.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

i am thinking this issue description is implying that EVERYONE using the windows build image was broken. MS probably had a hard coded license in the build image which expired. idk, could be reading it wrong

permalink
report
parent
reply
245 points

Imagine your compiler performing a license check.

permalink
report
reply
-3 points

pretty sure it’s been a thing since even before free compilers

permalink
report
parent
reply
21 points
*

People forget that compilers used to be commonly proprietary and commercially licensed. Heck, I’m born on the 90s and knew that 😂

So so glad free and open source software took over though

permalink
report
parent
reply
37 points
*

It’s not using just the compiler. This agent is configured to use the full version of Visual Studio for some reason, and building through that, which requires a license. You can build via the msbuild system, which doesn’t require a license.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

It gets worse if you use Microsoft D365 AX products. Then you have to provision an entire Build server for builds which has to run Visual Studio 2019 on Windows 10. To do a build you run a pipeline in Azure DevOps, which runs the compiler in a full Visual Studio 2019 environment, which has to run on a special Azure virtual environment running Windows 10 hosted by Microsoft. It’s so fragile.

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

typical Azure. duct tape and bubble gum holding everything together

permalink
report
parent
reply
13 points

There are companies selling a relabeled GCC with the O flags behind the license check.

permalink
report
parent
reply
60 points

Absolutely proprietary

permalink
report
reply

Programmer Humor

!programmer_humor@programming.dev

Create post

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

  • Keep content in english
  • No advertisements
  • Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics

Community stats

  • 7.5K

    Monthly active users

  • 978

    Posts

  • 38K

    Comments