163 points

Public transport? Sounds like socialism to me.

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People at my job are SHOCKED that I take the bus to work even after we had a ten minute discussion one night about increasing road rage incidents. I just wanna get on the commute box and zone out until I get there, LOL.

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24 points

We live in a high transit city. Some colleagues live in the suburbs and can’t get that we don’t have a car.

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the part that really wows them is that I do actually have a car that I use for other things, I just avoid using it as a daily thing because I find that too stressful. I still use the car for large grocery trips or taking the dog to the vet, but using it for a daily commute sounds like a lot of stress to me.

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6 points

People sharing the same vehicle? Like sitting next to each other and breathing the same air? Easily communism.

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Someone needs to just start mimicking all this MAGA nonsense à la the Onion, but maybe with more specific references.

"BREAKING: Dozens of lifted pickup trucks covered in cult symbols show up at Trump rally. Parking lot is filled despite only 1-2 people per vehicle. All of them appear to wear identical hats.

Why do these weird sightings only occur at Trump rallies?"

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38 points

Filled lot, half-empty arena

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68 points

I just assume like 75% of the people who read posts like this a believe the poster’s intended message simply live in areas with such poor public transport, the idea that there are not only multiple busses running to the same destination, but those busses are full Is simply so alien to them, they just assume something fucky is going on.

I lived in a small city in Ohio, and I gotta say… It was wild being in Columbus for a convention and being able to catch a bus on my own street within minutes of walking up to the stop, and seeing a mostly full bus.

The few times I used my home city’s transportation, I had to leave early enough to walk a good mile to the nearest stop (where I had to wait about 20 minutes since the bus was 10 minutes late), and make all the appropriate transfers so that I get to work on time, and I was one of three people on the bus usually. And I arrived at my destination a full 45 minutes before I needed to be there, but it was that or walk for several hours both ways.

Functional public transport is an alien concept when your nearest neighbor is half a mile down the road.

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I live in one of the top 10 largest cities in the US and the concept of a functional public transportation system is alien. Gotta be at work at 630 or 7 am? Gotta get home from work after 7pm? Too bad that’s too early or too late to make it because the bus doesn’t run 24 hours.

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5 points

I think the city busses ran from 6am-8pm? Maybe 9? So not 24 hours but still a good stretch longer than some of the surrounding cities. I know the bus stop near one of my friends only has a bus every 2 hours, and there are days it just doesn’t show up.

It’s crazy that a large city would have worse transportation than a city of 40-50,000.

I decided riding a bicycle was a better idea for my area, so I didn’t use the busses long.

Probably would have gotten way less injuries though…

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68 points

Why are there so many buses taking people in sports jerseys to the stadium on game day? It’s a conspiracy, those people must be paid actors!

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12 points

I dont watch sports and can’t see why anyone would pay to watch it. Now it all makes sense.

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1 point

My thoughts exactly!

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1 point

Insert Rob Lowe with his NFL hat

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61 points

Dear god… public transport

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Facepalm

!facepalm@lemmy.wtf

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